Hello and welcome to the first story from TwoQuarterOfTheAsstastic4 I'm LadyDrac or LeeLee which ever you perfer.
And I'm LadyOfTheLancashireManor or SheaShea.
The parts of the story I, LeeLee, wrote and said are in this font
And the parts of the story I, ShaeShae, wrote and said are in this font
We hope you enjoy the story with all it's randomness
Sadly we don't own Twilight, Bob the Builder, or Emmett but we do own Palo. Woot Woot go Palo! ShaeShae what are u doing? I'm supporting Palo he's cool. Oh in that case Woot Woot Palo rocks!!!

Chapter 1
Rosalie

Edward and Bella where being happily emo together, Alice had dragged Jasper shopping, Charlise and Emse where on some type of honeymoon and Rosalie was mad at him, so that could only mean one thing, Emmett Cullen was bored.

Emmett wanted to play with his imaginary friend Bob but Rose won't let him and so he started to sing his favorite song, Bob The Builder! Over and over again.

That got Rosalie mad so she broke the T.V, said "No Bob the Builder na punk!" and ran out the room in a huff, leaving him staring at the smoking T.V wit a hole through it's screen

"At least I still have you Bob", he turned around to see Bob gone."Bob? Bob? Bob where are you?!?!?!?!?" he called, Oh no Bob was gone, "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Emmett fake cried until he came up with another imaginary friend named Palo. Palo was a pink pony from pensilvania

And I know what you're thinking and yes a guy pony can be pink, Now stop calling me CRAZY!!

Emmett was glad he met Palo, it was either him or a unicorn that farted rainbows, and personally he would rather not taste that rainbow.

SO Emmett and Palo decided to prank all the Cullens, especially his wife for revenge on killing *gasp* do i dare say his name? BOB!

Rosalie walked through the door ready to face Emmett, hoping he was back to normal, needless to say she was disappointed. As Rosalie walked through the door she was trapped underneath Emmett's heavy body, and the next thing she knew she was over Emmett's shoulder as he began to run. She was about to yell at him but stopped because she saw a pink pony running along side of them, "wtf?!?!"

"oh emm gee!!" Emmett exclaimed like a teenage girl, "Rose do you see Palo too?" he asked his startled wife.

"That thing has a name?!?" Rosalie screeched a horrified look on face, what had Emmett been up to all day?

"Why yes HE does" Emmett says putting emphasis on the 'he', "His name is Pa-Lo" Emmett tried to explain to a dumbfounded Rosalie.

"Yeah! And don't you forget it" Palo said and I was sure if vampires could have fainted Rosalie would have been dead to the world.

"Rose? Rosalie?" Rosalie seemed to be frozen, she was in shock, "Hmm, I should take you to Carlisle but... I'm not gonna" so he put Rosalie down and left her in the forest while she rocked back and forth muttering intelligible words.

"Time to see how Eddie and Belly-Bells are doing." Emmett sang out as he ran away from where her left Rosalie, "You're going to love them Palo."

Will Palo like Edward and Bella?. It's Belly-Bells LeeLee. Rite sorry, Will Palo like Edward and Belly-Bells? Will Rosalie ever get better? Will the T.V ever get fixed!?!? Well review and ShaeShae will answer all your questions! You bet! Wait what?!