Alive and Floating

A/N: this came to be during the last ten minutes of my Modern History block exam. Pure randomness and a slight crossover with Harry Potter. Not beta'd, all mistakes are my own. Doesn't really follow canon.

Disclaimer: Not mine or I'd be rich and not posting here….possibly.

SG1 was having a bad day. Not a minor small day like a bad hair day or anything (although Teal'c never seemed to have those, while one could say Jack's hair looks different everyday) but a really bad day. Like being captured by the Goa'uld or the Ori only worse. They were being hostage in a cell next to a werewolf, in some 'dark wizards' house that claimed to be the next ruler of the 'magical' world and that they were dumb 'muggles.'

Of course this made no sense at all to SG1, so they were just assuming that they were being held by the Ori or some delusional madman because everyone knew that the Goa'uld had been defeated. Well everyone that worked at the SGC or knew about the Stargate but that wasn't that many and the guy didn't look like the Ori. He certainly didn't have strange body tattoos or a big long staff… but he did look a lot like a snake and had a 'stick' so they weren't entirely sure what he was.

So now SG1 was in a cell, a dingy looking cell with 'clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.' Actually it was more like werewolves to the left and strange half dead people to the right. Not that it mattered; they were still in a dingy cell, with no weapons, no food and absolutely no way out.

They were also freezing. Judging by their accents and the weather they had assumed that they were in England, which was of course was incorrect. They were in Australia, and Australia was having a very cold winter, this particular day being eight Degrees Celsius. This probably was not very cold for SG1 but was very cold for Australians, especially Queenslanders.

SG1 however didn't mind particularly much but the cell thing was a bit of a problem, not a mucho big problem but a tiny-tiny huge problem. And to make matters worse a young girl of about three ran into the 'prison' holding a 'stick.'

She looked at SG1.

SG1 looked back.

Teal'c looked at the girl and raised his eyebrow.

She raised her eyebrow back.

Daniel smiled and tilted his head.

She smiled back and titled her head in the same direction.

Sam just smiled.

The girl smiled back.

Jack poked his tongue.

She waved her 'stick' and SG1 was suddenly 'floating' above the ground with no way of getting down.

"Crap!" Jack said.

Meanwhile back at Cheyenne Mountain, Major Davis and General Hammond spent their afternoon getting drunk celebrating SG1's 'demise' oblivious to the fact that SG1 was still alive and floating.

AN: review please, flames welcome – I need some warmth it very cold today. And no I don't hate any of these characters, as I said pure randomness

Thanks Laurs