'Here you go my lovely fishies!' cooed Seychelles as she emptied the last crumbs of the multi-coloured fish food in to a tank. Coco, Rocky and Pins swam to the top of their over-sized aquarium to nibble on their newly found dinner.
She flopped down on to the couch, curling up in a ball. Some days were just so boring, today unfortunately, was just one of those days. Seychelles was just about to get up to go and make some popcorn, when the phone rang. ' I really could not be bothered talking to any one right now' she sighed, before walking over to pick up the phone.
'Kesesesese. Oh um... I will eat your babies!' a voice spoke. A slight 'Ohonhon' could be heard in the background.
'I don't have kids.' She was tired and she couldn't be bothered answering stupid crap like this.
'Are you ssuuurreee?' The voice replied, trying to sound creepy. More stifled giggling could be heard in the background.
'Yes, in fact I am very sure I don't have kids.'
'So your phone number isn't 012345678?'
'No, I don't think it is.' She almost laughed.
'Ok then?' The creepy voice was still on.
'Gilbert, I really thought you'd be more creative than that! Did you run out of ideas?'
'Damn, how did you know it was me?'
'Maybe it was your famous laugh? Your less than creative ide-'
'OI! I have plenty creative ideas!'
'Or perhaps it was CALLER ID?'
'Damn.'
'Love you.'
'Love you too babe.'
She hung up, her boyfriend was so strange sometimes.