Author's Note: So I saw this photo on google of Yoruichi and Kisuke and I thought Id do a one-shot of it. Hope you enjoy

The photo I advise you to look at it after you read it more fun that way :D .com/fs27/300W/f/2008/163/5/0/Urahara_Yoruichi_no_idea_comic_by_

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Bleach though I wish I did cause Inoue would not be in it at all…hate her lol (sorry if anyone likes her)

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He doesn't Sleep on his Back

After sex Yoruichi never really paid attention to where Kisuke fell or sometimes landed. But one night after making love she looked over at him and smiled. Her lover was flat on his stomach passed out.

"At least he got a work out," she giggled to herself.

She never noticed before which way he slept and found it quite funny. Not only was he on his stomach but he was dangling off the bed hugging the pillow. It was too dark to really see anything but his out line so she didn't notice anything different than usual.

The next morning she awoke to the sun coming through the window shining right in her face.

"Kisuke," she moaned, "Kisuke shut the window."

No one answered her. Slowly she leaned up on her elbow and looked around, "Kisuke?" Usually she was the first one up but she has been noticing lately he has been becoming an early riser.

"Wonder where he went?" she thought to herself. Right as she was wrapping the sheet around her to go look for him the door opened.

"Good morning my love," he smiled his giant goofy smile, "You better get dressed Ichigo and the gang are coming over today." He was dressed in his normal clothing and his goofy hat that made him…him.

"Come my love," he smiled, "Up up."

Two weeks later Yoruichi made noticed something. Every time Kisuke fell asleep he did so on his stomach. But he only did so after they made love. And every morning no matter if they made love or not he rose earlier than her and was already dressed. She was starting to suspect something was wrong but he wouldn't say anything to her.

So Yoruichi came up with a plan. That night after sex Yoruichi waited till Kisuke fell onto his stomach.

"Kisuke?" she asked into the dark.

"Yes my little kitty," he mumbled into the pillow.

Instead of answering him she flipped on the lights, "OH KISUKE!"

He rolled onto his side to look at her, "Why didn't you tell me Kisuke?"

"It doesn't hurt that bad my love," he grinned.

"It looks horrible Kisuke," she frowned, "I can see it hasn't healed properly."

"Well we have been going at it lately," he grinned.

She threw a pillow at his face, "Guess we'll have to stop till it heals."

"O no please," he begged with his puppy dog face, "I'm a big boy."

"No excuses," she said with her hands on her hips, "We have to wait till they heal…all of them."

Instead of arguing with her he grabbed her instead and dragged her down onto the bed, "Now now my kitty, no need to get fussy," he silenced her by kissing her thoroughly.

The next morning Yoruichi woke up to the sun shining in her face again. She sat up and stretched and than noticed her bed partner sleeping on his stomach again. She reached over and gently touched his back.

"Sorry love," she gently kissed his cheek and stood up and got dressed. She looked over at her lover one last time before leaving the room. She vowed that she'd cut her nails for now on. Poor Kisuke's back. She looked at his back covered in bloody lines going down his back. Yea she's really going to cut her nails from now on. Shaking her head she left the room to get some breakfast.

Author's Note: Hope you liked it and if u did….REVIEW ;) Thanks so much for reading. Have a nice day :D