As you can tell by the title, I haven't got this thing worked out yet and also, no creativity. I have no idea how to work this thing- bear with me kay?

Disclaimer thing: I don't own Harry Potter. I don't own the united states of awesome (HARRY AND THE POTTERS CAME UP WITH IT), I don't own Nerdfighter or YouTube or MacBook Pro or Alex Rider. Basically, I just own this really random crack. And Cantsay Tockman-Pesealhunt. I know, his name is too creative.

Somewhere in the distinct, in the land sometimes known as The United States of Awesome(USA), a secret society know as the Order Of The Phoenix were having a private meeting about a boy by the name of Harry J. Potter.

"Dude, his my godchild, I'm keeping him! Besides, he's supposedly a nerdfighter so it should be all fine." A man named Sirius Black protested.

"You're serious?" Cantsay Tockman-Pesealhunt replied, evidently, in shock.

"Yeah, I am… I thought you knew me?"

"No I meant SERIOUS- not Sirius. S-E-R-I-O-U-S! THAT Serious."

"Well you don't have to get all defensive about it… Just 'cause my name's a pun doesn't change the fact that I'm keeping h-piddy."

"FINE. I'm LEAVING!" Cantsay shouted and left in a huff.

"CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOU DO!" Sirius shouted back. That guy was so annoying.

And, well, I know what you're thinking. "YOU SAID THIS WAS A !&#ING MEETING- NOT A STUPID ARGUMENT THING BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE!! DIE!! YOU ARE SUCH A BAD FAN-FIC WRITER! THIS WAS SUCH A WASTE OF MY TIME!!" WELL, you're half right- this is a waste of your time, BUT, there is more than two people in the meeting. They're just not interfering. Take Aberforth for example, he was busy tending to his goat to care. Anyway, while all these thing were happening, Harry Potter, the Harry Potter Cantsay and Sirius had been arguing about, was in on his MacBook Pro watching videos on the popular site . What you didn't know about HP is that he is what you call a v-logger. He video-blogs about his "life" as a teenage superspy under the fake name, Alex Rider. He's a supposed spy working for the MI6.

Harry was currently watching something called potter puppet pals- a comedy series by a guy named Neil Cicierega. It was about Harry, Ron and Hermione with often apperances by Dumbledore(who was often naked) and Snape(who was an emokid). He had to admit, while it was very insulting to him, it was extremely funny. He couldn't stop watching. AND ONCE AGAIN, because I'm a genius, I know what you're thinking- HARRY POTTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!!11!!ONE!! HOW DO THE MUGGLES KNOW!? Well, it's a long story and so I'll probably end this thing here and leave the story for the next chaper. Yeah?

SUSPENSE. Not really actually, just crap and stuff.

zOMG HOW DO THE MUGGLES KNOW!?