Anything For Ice Cream
Disclaimer- I do not own Kingdom hearts characters. If I did, I would have the power to destroy anyone I wanted. (CoughAllyandKayleahcough)
Roxas and the gang were sitting in their secret lair at twilight town, trying to figure out how to make some munny. Hayner had suggested being "flower sellers" but Roxas had said that they were too young and that it would take too long.
"I've got it!" Hayner suddenly screamed, and Pence instinctively reached for his knife and tried to eliminate the source of the loud noise. Olette, however, managed to stop him. After these distractions, Hayner told them his idea.
"We could murder everyone's parents, and take their fortune!" he said. Everyone's eyes grew wide, and a random bunny hopped through and kicked Pence in the head before magically disappearing.
"Hayner…YOU ARE A GENIOUS!" Roxas screamed, and when Pence tried to stab Roxas, the bunny kicked him again, and collected one munny from Roxas. So first they went to Olette's house. Pence made quick work of the parents after Olette convinced them it was wear a blindfold and let kids tie you to a chair day.
Next up was Roxas's parents. Then they realized that he didn't have any, and collected the munny bag that was hidden in the scary room Roxas would never go in to because he insisted that the boogie man lived inside.
We skip Pence because anyone who had a kid that ugly and unstable would flee the continent, and go to Hayner's parents, who were punching bags with smiley faces on them. The punching bags pointed at the couch, and they found the secret stash there.
When they went to Rai's house, they realized that Rai came from an egg hatched out of a meteorite and simply moved on. Pence, however, checked inside and found Rai's secret stash of cash in his Barbie girl piggie bank.
When they went to Seifer's house, they realized it was one of the most heavily guarded houses in the universe, with tanks, lasers, and bunnies…from the front. They walked to the side to see that it was a prop, and that Seifer lived inside a box. They decided to move on for the sake of staying on the box fairy's good side.
They counted up their munny, and realized that they had enough for sea salt ice cream for life. Pence did a happy dance, and a random meteorite got angry and hit him in the head. And that is why, nearly every dad, Roxas and the group can afford sea salt ice cream.