This is a song I wrote with my sister and her friend. There is a video of the actual song being performed here: youtube .com/watch?v=qAU2IehS4Y0
Enjoy :)
My name is Edward
and I'm a vampire
I love Bella but I want to suck her blood
But I won't because I have an enormous amount of self control so here we go. (Do do do do do do do…)
I live in Forks
With my family
Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, and me (I am Edward)
And then that day, stupid day
She walked into biology
And sent her stupid scent my way
Oh I was mad
So mad
So very, very mad
So I went to Alaska
and it was really cold
and there were bears
and it was really, really cold
and I just hated it and so I came home
Because I am Edward (I am Edward)
and I'm a vampire
I love Bella but I want to suck her blood
But I won't because I have an enormous amount of self control so here we go. (Do do do do do do do…)
So life is good
I have a girlfriend now
And I watch her sleep and play baseball
and just frolic around
and then James, stupid James
DOUCHEBAG TRACKER JAMES!!!!!!
tried to kill her and then later
Jasper tried to do the same
So here's the part in the story where I seem like a real jerk off cause I have to run away and leave but I AM NOT A JERK freaking Jacob is and it's all his fault I'M NOT THE BAD GUY! It's all Jacob, the stupid dog who won't leave you alone, I mean I love you Bella and I'm sorry I left and he just keeps stopping you and...
Bella: Edward...EDWARD!
Edward: What?
Bella: Are you going to finish the song?
Edward: Oh...sorry...ahem...
It was fate that we're together cause we
couldn't live without each other
depressed as all could be you went to
seek the sea in a cliff diving spree
where I was to believe you were
Dead thanks to my stupid sisters
who don't know anything.
Edward: So I went off to do the same and let all the world see who I truly was
Bella: Shiny
Edward: Yes Bella...I get shiny, WE KNOW. Holy crap…what a moron...
So now I went
To the Volturi (Italian pricks)
And being emo and suicidal
I asked 'Please will you kill me?'
But even through all the delays
And nearly becoming someone's prey
We managed to get out alive
and I still saved the day
For I am Edward (I am Edward!)
and I'm a vampire
I love Bella but I want to suck her blood
But I won't because I have an enormous amount of self control so here we go.
So now I'm back
and it's all good
Except for Jacob and his pack of dogs
And our stupid little feud
The little prick thinks that he
can steal my favorite love
well he better watch his back
for when push comes to shove
Oh I was mad
So very mad
So very, very mad
But Vicki came back
and between sleeping bags and human heaters
Jacob finally kissed her
that stupid fucking cheater
Now I should be mad, because he kissed my girlfriend
But being Edward I am not, but that doesn't make much sense anyway.
But it didn't matter anyway
cus I killed Vicki and saved the day
I got the girl and Jacob ran away
Ask me why!
...
Edward: Seriously...ask me why..
Bella: *Sigh*...why?
BECAUSE I AM EDWARD! (I AM EDWARD!!!!!!!!)
Bella: here we go...
And I'm and vampire
Bella: And he's gone
I love Bella but I want to suck her blood
Bella: Yes, we know
I'm bipolar and manipulative
Bella: Don't forget, jealous, and possessive
But it doesn't matter for I am Edward! Edward!!!! EDWARD!!! EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUCK IT JACOB!!!!!