Title: Knife Shop
Rating: T for language and implied situations.
Characters: Suigetsu Houzuki and Karin
Pairing: SuiKa implied.
Warning: Pretty AU… Language, because Karin and Suigetsu just can't talk to each other without swearing. x3
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto… my life would be so much easier…
Author's Note: I honestly don't know where this came from… I was just talking to someone and then wrote this. Inspired partially by something that actually happened when my friends and I went to Knott's Berry Farm and went to the gun shop there.
Word Count: 180
"They're just so preeetty!" the pale-haired male commented, his breath fogging up the glass case he had his face pressed up against. "I want one!"
His redhead companion rolled her eyes. "Honestly, you've been saying that with almost everything in this place." Her tone was filled with annoyance and boredom. "Besides, I want to go to other shops too. We've been here all afternoon!"
"But Kaaaarinnnn! They're just so shiny and pretty and I want one!"
"Does it really look like I care?" Karin's face was perfectly apathetic, though there was a hint of fury in her crimson eyes. "Dammit Suigetsu, if you're not done choosing a freaking knife in five minutes, I'm leaving you behind." With that she stalked out of the store before he could complain.
"Bitch," Suigetsu muttered under his breath. Then his purple eyes fell on something, and he grinned. That. That would be perfect.
Three minutes later he strode out to join Karin. "Finally," she muttered, glaring at him through her glasses. "What did you end up getting?"
The sharky-male grinned toothily at her. "Handcuffs."