7:35pm

What to do... What to do...

I'll call Naruto!

Maybe he'll wanna come out with me.

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7:39pm

Naruto is a bum.

Scratch that idea.

This sucks.

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7:40pm

Who wants to come dancing with me?

Hmmm...

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7:42pm

Ino's on a date.

Sasuke-kun is a bum.

Naruto is out with Hinata.

Whatever.

Everyone is dating and here I am.

Single.

Alone.

On a Friday night.

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7:43pm

Whatever.

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7:45pm

Oh! Karin is home!

I'll get her to come!

Where is she staying again?

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7:46pm

Sasuke-kun will know!

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7:53pm

Sasuke-kun is a bigger bum than any other bum ever.

He totally knows where Karin is-

He just doesn't want me to know.

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7:54pm

I told him I'll just go out by myself then.

Wearing absolutely nothing.

Completely innocent.

AND PICK UP SOME MEN.

yum.

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7:56pm

I SHOWED HIM.

Let him worry now.

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7:58pm

I'll bet he doesn't worry at all.

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8:01pm

Nobody loves me.

Boo.

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8:25pm

I'm at the club now, and no one I know is here.

This is lonely.

OOoOOh look! That guy at the bar is totally eyeing me up.

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8:27pm

I'll certainly let you buy me a drink, sexy man!

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8:28pm

Mmmmh... This drink is delicious.

And my company is divine, who needs friends anyway!

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8:34pm

Holy party pooper, Batman.

What is he doing here?!

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8:36pm

Sasuke-kun, deary, you are not allowed to drag me home, unless you ravage me in the process.

No, I am not drunk!

Why would you speak such absurdities!

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8:37pm

HA-HA! I'm stronger than you!

Don't give me that look, darling.

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8:42pm

Now, sexy man, as I was saying before being so RUDELY interrupted

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8:43pm

Is it possible to get drunk in so short a time?

I don't think so, and I'm a doctor!

No, but not really.

I lied.

I'm just in-training.

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8:45pm

Sasuke-kun, stop staring!

You'll burn a hole through this crazy short dress if you keep it up and I KNOW you don't want that!

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8:46pm

You know, Sasuke-kun-

Staring is just undressing me with your eyes.

What? Naruto told me.

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8:47pm

Naruto is quite intelligent when he wants to be, thank you very much!

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8:57pm

You didn't have to threaten to beat him, Sasu-face!

Whatever. He was sexy and I was more than happy to abide.

My body, my problems! You don't have to defend my virtue!

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8:58pm

Ha! As if I have virtue.

No, no, no. Sasuke-kun, I'm quite naughty.

I mean, why else would I own this dress? ho ho ho.

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9:00pm

That's a new way to shut me up.

Hmmm.. I like that tongue-usage you're trying out.

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9:01pm

I should go out to dance-clubs by myself, more often!

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9:02pm

Oh, hush up, Sasuke-kun.

Put your tongue back in my mouth.


I literally don't even know. Sakura is a fool. And I love to write her.