ok so who we have squaring off tonight is the 2 peoples who's rivalry might just be the most famous we got the man of steel SUPERMAN vs the low class saiyan and the strongest super saiyan SON GOKU
it's time for the countdown now 3...2...1...BEEEEEGIIIINN
goku's turn
look up in the sky its a bird its a plane no its just a spandex bitch dancing in the rain you've never worked a day in your life all my power i had to obtain all your power you get by flying into the fucking sun without it i could kill your weak ass with a water gun now let me tell ya about your show you see if your invincible from the beginning with no chance of bad guys winning then the audience gets bored then you get ignored then well then your over finished and through
superman's turn
your telling me about my show your the one who takes 30 minutes to charge up for one punch and basically akira toriyama tried to make another me but i'm the greatest refugee that this planets ever seen and i'm gonna succeed cause your cock sucking speed is over 9000!
goku's turn
shut up maggot superman please more like superfaggot i'm about to bring the pain just like bruce wayne remember he kicked your ass
superman's turn
at least i don't spend my time looking for a dragons balls
goku's turn
HAAAAA! (goes super saiyan) as far as i'm concerned this battle hasn't even begun and iv'e already won comparing you to me is like a hammer to an anvil this story tells a tale of a man stuck in smallville so you really wanna fuck with me you mother fucking bitch theres no way you can win after this you'll be lying all bloody in a ditch
superman's turn
I'd hate to be this mean but i don't need your fucking senzu bean to break your spleen you monkey you belong in a zoo i'm gonna pound you so hard you'll look as ugly chichi its the only thing uglier then your hair so their i have won
now who do we have next be have BARDOCK! who in the DC universe should rap battle him