Ok this is what would happen if Jacob enter legend of Zelda

jacob:this place doesn't look so bad does it you know what I'm going to walk around or I just go into that giant castle over hmm giant castle guard:who are you peasant Jacob:I'm wait did you just call me peasant I'm no peasant guard:yes you are Jacob:do you want to get slapped I'm not Kidding (pulls out sword) guard:put the weopen down peasant Jacob:(full of anger) I'm not a peasant! Guard:ok that's it your going to the princess right know Jacob:no I'm not (cuts off guard's fighting hand) guard:ah! Jacob:you my friend scream like a girl not kidding my friend not kidding ok know lets go to the castle or this place looks shiny Zelda: who are you Jacob: you must be the princess (bowing) Zelda: yes I am and who are you Jacob: I'm jacob king of terriria. Zelda:so you say your a king yes Jacob:yes I'm a king Zelda: good then Jacob: (walking away) Link: (sees Jacob) who are you Jacob:(running away) ah! Link: get back here (turning into a wolf) Jacob: (slips on floor) dang that floor is slippery Link (turning back into human) now I got you (challengeing him to a battle) Jacob: (pulls out sword then hits links disarming him) nice try buddy (jumps into green portal) THE END ps:I have a forum called RP COLLEGE so if you want to go to a college in fanfiction then okay