It was an average Saturday at Beacon academy. Sky was blue, birds were being assholes because it was like 9 am and people were trying to sleep in. Seriously shut the fuck up.
Anyway, it was an average day like I said, but a group of eight girls and one agitated professor were having a hard time right now. It has been a few days now and the boys of team JNPR seemed to have disappeared. They weren't in class and were not seen for over a few days. What started this was the fact that for the past few weeks, Jaune Ren and teams CRDL and SSSN seemed to be hanging out more and more. There was nothing unusual about it, CRDL seemed to turn a new leaf and Jaune and Cardin seemed to be actual friends now, really, they weren't even bullying or being racists anymore, if anything they learned from their mistakes and actually regret everything.
So yeah, coolio dude.
But that wasn't the weird thing, the weird thing was that the boys would seem to, 'disappear'. Sometimes they would be gone for a study hall or for all of lunch, and sometimes never be in class. At first it looked like they were ditching, but actually the boys seemed to be excused from class altogether.
This was beginning to annoy their friends because whenever they were asked about it, they said it was a secret, and leave it at that.
It went on an on for a weeks on end, and seemed to annoy the girls of RWBY and JNPR, even Cinder and Emerald joined them in searching for their missing teammate.
Where could they be?
It got weird as it seemed that Professor Goodwitch had no idea about the mysterious excuses from class, which irritated her because when she asked Ozpin, he just waved it off. And took matters in her own hands.
Which leads us to now, where all the girls and professor were gathered near the dorm rooms in search for the boys, who have not been seen in a few days.
"Have you ladies found anything?" Glynda asked, receiving all no's
"It doesn't make sense, where would they go?" Blake asked.
"I'm still saying they are all apart of a secret organization trying to save the world," Nora said.
"Maybe they just want some guy time?" Ruby suggested.
"Well Ruby, they have had their 'guy time' For weeks," Weiss said.
"It just isn't like Jaune to leave like this," Pyrrha said.
"Neither Mercury, if he isn't trying to flirt or annoy me, he's either messing around with lazy comic books or sleeping," Emerald said.
"Same with Arc," Weiss muttered, only to receive an elbow in her side from Ruby.
"Well headmaster Ozpin still won't tell me anything, and I feel like he knows everything," Glynda said.
"So he's keeping secret from you now huh?" Cinder asked with a smug grin.
"That only makes things harder for us," Blake said.
"Well i'm going to lay down now, maybe they will show up tomorrow," Nora said as she walked into her room.
As Nora went to sit on her bed she saw some things inside her dorm that weren't there before.
"Hey Pyrrha, when did we get a TV and couch in our dorm?"
Outside, everyone decided to pile into the dorm room to see that there was indeed a brand new widescreen tv and a rather large couch in the middle of the room, and the beds were moved around to make room.
"Where did this stuff come from, I never bought this stuff with?" Pyrrha said.
"Well I don't remember buying this stuff, least I think I don't," Nora said.
"Hey look at this," Ruby said as she held what looked like a disc box in her hand with a note attached of the front.
Ruby took the note off revealing the black box to have a skull and crossbones on the front, but instead of the regular crossbones, they were crutches. Ruby then read the note aloud for the rest of the girls to hear.
Hello Girls, you maybe wondering where we are right now, and might possibly want to scald us for hours, but fret not, for we have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything. You see, for the past week, we had an idea to make our own little movie. Why not tell you about this you ask, well simple, if we told you, we feel like you would have stopped us from doing this. So we snuck off, and with permission from the Headmaster, we were excused from class, and given time to make this. So please enjoy and watch the film.
Sincerely, the guys.
P.S. This is from Headmaster Ozpin, No doubt Professor Goodwitch is with you, and if so, then you are to stay and watch the film with the girls.
'Goddammit Ozpin,' Glynda thought to herself.
P.S.S. This is form Ren, don't let Nora eat candy while watching this.
"Well at least we have our explanation," Blake said.
"A movie, quick grab the popcorn!" Nora shouted.
"Oh can we watch it now?" Ruby asked.
"Do we even have time for this?" Weiss asked.
"Come on Ice Queen, lets at least see how this turned out, it can't be that bad," Yang said.
"And it would give us insight on what these idiots have been doing all this time," Cinder said.
With nobody denying the facts, everyone just shrugged and placed the movie in the disc player and saw down in their seats and hit play.
As the girls and professor sit down and watch as the screen comes to life. Then a warning comes on screen.
"What's with the warning?" Pyrrha asked.
Before anyone could answer the sound of Jaune's voice was heard as he narrated the text.
WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals (Not really). So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.
"What did he mean by stunts?" Pyrrha asked worriedly.
The text then shatters like glass, revealing the skull from the cover of the box.
"Seriously, whats with the skull?" Ruby asked.
"I don't know sis, but it gives me the feeling someone is going to get hurt," yang said.
"It looks funny," Nora said.
The screen then went black, and then came to life, revealing a foggy neighborhood street with a few cars on the side of the road..
(Play Ecstasy of gold)
Suddenly from the fog, 11 figures seemed to come into view, when everyone leaned forward to see who it was, they were met with the forms of none other than Jaune, Ren, Mercury, and the entirety of team SSSN, and CRDL, running at the camera in slow motion.
"Hey it's Jaune!" Ruby said.
"And look, Rens' there too!" Nora said.
"Same with Mercury" Emerald asked.
"Wait a second, what are they running from ?" Weiss asked.
Everyone then noticed the looks of fear on all the guys faces, and they could make out a lot of large figures moving up behind them. When the smoke cleared out of the way, everyone saw that the guys were running from a giant stampede of bulls. Once everyone watching saw this, they immediately went wide eyed.
"What"- Blake and Weiss
"the" - Ruby and Nora
"Hell?" - Yang and Emerald
"Are those a bunch of bulls?" Cinder asked.
"What in the world are they doing!?" Glynda asked.
"Oh my god Jaune," Pyrrha said in fear for her partner.
As the video kept playing, the camera went to a far wide shot, revealing them running down the street of a neighborhood. Everyone saw that it wasn't in slow mow anymore, and everyone could now hear the screams of terror coming from the guys.
"AHHHHH!"
"Holy shit!"
"Run guys run!"
"Get the fuck out of my way!"
"Hey watch the language," Yang said.
"They can't hear you Yang," Her partner said.
As everyone ran from the horde, screaming for their mommies, Mercury stopped next to a car and opened the door to jump inside the empty car, barely missing a charging bull as it tore off the open door.
"Holy shit!" Mercury yelled after almost getting rammed.
"Is it wrong that I wanted him to get hit?" Emerald whispered to Cinder.
As the rest of the guys ran ahead, the camera was now on Cardin, who tried to jump over a fence, and failed miserably, ending up getting rammed in the back by two oncoming bulls as he tripped.
The girls winced after seeing that happen, and even though they all had Aura, no doubt that that still hurt.
"Wow that had to hurt," Nora said.
"You think hes okay?" Emerald asked.
"Hes fine," Yang said, even though they could hear Cardin yell out in pain through the TV.
As the remaining guys ran through the yards of random houses, the bulls seemed to get closer and closer as they trample everything in sight. Sun tried to take cover by going near a group of trash cans in between two cars, and hide inside, only for a bull to notice him and to come charging at him.
"Incoming," Nora announced.
"Nonononono!"
As Sun yelled out for mercy, the bulls responses was to charge right into the bin with sun inside, knock him over, giving him a possible concussion, and covering him in garbage.
Yang seemed to laugh lightly at seeing this.
"You know, there's a monkey and a barrel joke somewhere in that," she said.
"Yang, he could be hurt," Blake said.
"I'm sure your boyfriend's fine." Yang said causing Blake to blush a bit.
The camera then showed Russel and Dove running away, looking back as two bulls both aimed their head at their rears, and rammed them.
"Oh Fuck!"
"Goddammit!"
"Why the curse words?" Ruby asked.
"Well they are getting their buts kicked and are in extreme pain, I mean i would curse out if that was happening to me," Emerald said.
The bulls, instead of moving on, decided to mess around and knock the two boys around while they were on the ground, emitting groans and winces of pain.
"Well they seem to be having a fun time," Cinder said sarcastically, trying her best not to smile at the poor boys misfortune.
The camera then showed Sage and Scarlet running into a fence as the cows chase then, knocking it down and tripping in the process, and being covered in bits in debris as the cows trample over them.
"Oh shit!"
"Owww!"
"I hope they're okay!" Ruby said.
Next was Neptune and Sky as they ran from a bull, looking back as they did, and not noticing the inflatable pool in front of them.
"Neptune lookout!" Weiss cried out.
"Of Fuck!"
"Shit!"
As if on cue, both boys tripped and found themselves submerged under the waters of the pool, and the bull behind them jumped in and managed to step on them a bit. When the two returned to the surface, Sky clutched his side and leaned on the side of the pool, while Neptune dashed out of the pool as fast as he could due to his fear of water.
"Oh Neptune why?" Weiss asked feeling sorry for her boyfriend.
As everyone seemed to be getting trampled and pushed around by the cows and bulls, Jaune and Ren were still fine and screaming in fear as they ran into an open house.
"I have a feeling that house won't protect them," Cinder said.
As the two teammates ran towards the back of the house, Ren saw an opportunity to escape, and jumped through a small window on the side of the wall, which was next to a larger window on the back wall.
"And my fearless Ren makes his dashing escape from the beef army unharmed," Nora said.
"If he doesn't get cut from the glass that is," Cinder announced.
After Ren jumped out of the room, Jaune stopped midway in the room and looked at the camera while shaking in place.
"Hi i'm Jaune Arc and welcome to Jackass!"
As Jaune finished talking, a bull came and rammed him in his side, and pushed him out the larger window to his side, with the rest of the horde following behind.
"Oh no Jaune!" Pyrrha yelled in worry for her partner.
As the screen went to black once more, and then a text appeared in bright white bold letters.
JACKASS
As the logo was revealed, everyone was shown pictures of random stunts and acts being preformed by the guys. Things like jumping over obstacles, throwing up, hitting each other with random objects, tackling each other to the ground, getting electrocuted, being trampled by things, and more weird and painful things.
"Just what do these boys think they are doing doing?" Glynda asked irritated.
"Well it appears they made some sort of stunt film," Blake said.
"Yeah, but why?" Ruby asked.
"Obviously they want to try out some stupid stunts or something," Emerald said.
"Why would they do this though?" Pyrrha asked,
"I don't know P money, but I got the feeling that this is going to be good," Yang said.
"I have to agree with miss Xiao long over here, this could prove to be quite entertaining," Cinder agreed.
"But they could hurt themselves," Ruby said.
"I'm sure they're fine," Nora said.
"Well no matter on our opinions, it looks like we're stuck here and can only sit and watch this irresponsibly made film." Glynda said.
"I'm not complaining," Emerald said, hoping to see mercury get himself hurt in humiliating ways.
Well, let's get continue I guess." Blake said.