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"Edward, I'm home!" Alfons shouted kicking the snow of his boots as he made his way into the house.
He walked in the apartment he shared with his lover and shut the door behind him with whatever available. He carefully made his way into the kitchen and placed the bags on the counter, letting out a deep breath. It was much warm in here, but it beat the cold winter weather outside any day. He took of his coat and placed it neatly on the counter for now, and began to unpack the groceries. He smiled to his self as he heard footsteps from the stairway, Edward.
"Heidy you there?" Edward said soon arriving to the kitchen. Noticing the foot tracks on the ground, Edward began again "It's snowin' outside huh?
"You just call me Heidy?" Alfons asked with a laughable grin on his face. Edward stared at him as if he knew not what he was talking about. "You did, didn't you?"
"Ehh, tryin' on new things" Edward responded taking note of the groceries. "So that's where you were all day" Edward said digging his face through one of the bags.
Alfons pushed Edward over and snatched the bag from him. "Yes and if you're not helping you're cleaning" Alfons stated pointing to the wet mess on the floor. Hopefully that would keep Edward occupied while Alfons put his little "surprise" away.
"It isn't my mess, you still have your freakin' boots on" Edward whined as he stared at what Alfons was taking out. "Unless you wanted me to help you take them off." Edward said grinning wildly at him.
Alfons glared at him as he kicked of his boots himself, snow speckling of off those too. "There, happy?" Alfons said tossing them in his direction.
"A little bit, what'd you put back in the bag?" Edward said leaning over Alfons to look in.
"Nothing, if you don't mind, I'll be putting this away too." He retorted as he picked up the bag and relocated him and the bag from Edward.
"But 'Fonsie' that looked like chocolate" Edward rang following him and the devil's candy to elsewhere.
Crap, Alfons thought to himself, busted. "No it isn't," he said shooing off Edward.
"You liar!" Edward said still trotting his way to Alfons. "Can I have some?"
Alfons sighed; well I did get this for him, but… "Maybe, we'll see." Alfons said smiling evilly at Edward. "Depends."
"Whadda mean 'We'll see'?" Edward said enraged with Alfons response.
"We will see"
"Ahh~ " Alfons rang, holding a piece of chocolate to Edward mouth urging him to eat it.
Edward listened obediently to him and opened up taking on a chunk of chocolate. He gently took the rubbing his mouth tasting ever last bit of chocolate. He then reached up and kissed him, melting the chocolate in his mouth with his tongue piece in and licked at Alfons' finger, licking up whatever chocolate laid there.
Alfons grinned, face gradually heating up. Alfons played with Edward's tongue, squeezing the slimy organ between his two fingers.
"Tease" Edward muttered into the kiss.
"Love you too Eddie" Alfons mumble back.
I love to tease you guys *ha*, but this is actually suppose to be and alert for my Valentines fanfic coming up. So there. And I think that would honestly have smut. This is actually suppose to be longer, might have another chapter, if you interestin, let me know,. If not imagine all the naughty things Alfons can do with chocolate XD (b/c Alfons is in charge now)