I do NOTTT own Minecraft :) I am just a fan, that is why I am posting on Fan Fiction.
It all started when I was mining into a cave. I peered around a small cave wall, hearing mumbling of zombies and hisses of spiders. I am just a noob, I need to be cautious. Tulip in hand, I beat down a block of dirt. Oh, the things my tulip and I have been through, killing creepers, beating cows to death, hitting blocks of dirt.
All of a sudden, I hear a 'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS', turning around I scream in fear "CREEPER!" shuffling as fast as my little blocky legs will allow me, I run as I hear the explosion of the creeper's body.
I stop and catch my breath, I hear music start to play and look around in confusion, "Music..? Where is there music?" Shrugging off the strange music, I continue down the cave system, beating blocks with my tulip.
Following my torches, I arrive to my underground house. I shut the door behind me, hissing surrounds above me, damn spiders… I look up at my ceiling and break down a piece of dirt.
Climbing up the ladder, surrounded by spiders, frowning and raise my fist up and shake it "Get off my lawn you crazy spiders!" I hobble across my lawn with my cane in one hand and fist in the other. Suddenly the sun blinds me, I cover my face and hiss at it, "Wow… I think I've been in a cave for to long.." I say to a chicken that is near me. I hear the yells of zombies, creepers, and skeletons dyeing from the sunlight. Then I get shoved slightly, I turn quickly to see another chicken pushing me, frowning, I kick it away from me.
Figuring I need a bed to sleep in, I wander around to find a sheep. I scroll through my inventory to find some eggs, I take them out and throw them at the sheep, "Eat eggs beast!" Baaing in fear the sheep hops away with me running after it. Out of eggs.., once again relying on my trusty tulip, I beat the sheep to death. I pick up its wool with a 'Me Gusta' face, turning and retreating back to my house, I go to my crafting table and make a bed with the wool and some wood I found. Setting the bed down, I wait for night and fall asleep.