Author's Note: This is a troll fic. Please do not take this seriously
Chapter 1: It's so crazy right now!
"I am levi ackerman but every 1 ccalls me levi because that's my name but my best friends call e ravioli. im traing to b in the miliaty we're we fight tetams when I wuz a lil buoy d mymom deyed n I meg my best friends farlend and isabelll. farland help me get aplacein the city n we kep ma crib clean then we met isabelee one day whn she tried to save abby bird and she tried to take it to the big city wf twall the coll right people butt she got n trouh le so we saved her an sheis now my friends. so one day my frnds and I got a jon to kill dis guy named...ERWIN SMIthERS!11 one of oour friends (I forgot his name) got a leg sickness and a lot of pepples get dat sickness becuzwe livein the dark (im not a vampire btw) so dis iright guy from teh big city put him in a ckty hospital so he could get netter but we had to pay hism nak buy killing this Erwim Swimmers guy. to fo that we had to kill him.