A/N Okay, just as a side note Tim is 14, and is Red Robin, and Damien, 10, is Robin. Bart has his original back story, coming from the future, living with Max, but is only 10 in this story. Also for future reference, Barry is alive and Wally is still KF. Not sure if I am going to bring Yj or the TT into this yet…. Anyway, questions and suggestions are welcome; no flames please. If you would do the honors Bart-
Bart: Of course! All rights go to DC, Zetagirl123 does not own anything.
D: Except an overactive imagination and an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters.
Me: *glares*
D: Nevermind
The Misadventures of Damian and Bart
Tim was currently 5 seconds away from flat out killing Damien and Bart. Why, you ask?
He wasn't a violent person; far from it! He was a calm, cool, collected, patient, and kind hearted person. He was probably the best behaved of his siblings, and he rarely argued with them.
Earlier today, all Tim wanted to do was finish his homework. It was so peaceful in the house; no one but him was home. Stephanie was at boarding school in Britain (which was actually a covert mission given to her by Batman), Dick was at work, Alfred had taken little Cassie with him on errands, and Jason was who knows where. Everything was going smoothly.
"I'm back! Anyone home?" Tim heard as he saw his little brothers Damian's head appear in the hallway.
"Just me, D," he answered.
"Oh, hey bro," Damien said.
"Hey Tim! What up?" an all too familiar voice asked; it was none other than D's best friend, the young and somewhat hyperactive speedster himself, Bart Allen.
"Hey Bart, just doin' some homework. You guys get any today?"
"Nope, surprisingly not."
An awkward silence ensued, and then Tim resumed typing his essay while D and Bart sat on the couch next to him, staring blankly ahead.
"*sigh* I'm so bored."
"*sigh* Me too." both boys mused, and they then both looked at Tim, who sweat dropped. He knew what was coming next; it was a scene that played out many times before.
"Sooooooo…. What do you wanna do?" Damian asked Bart.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
This went on for about a good 5 minutes before Tim said "Guys, come on. There are plenty of things to do around here."
They looked at him like he had spoken in a foreign language.
Now it was Tim's turn to sigh. "Look, I really need to finish my homework. Why don't you go and play video games or watch TV or something?"
They stared at him blankly for a moment, deep in thought.
"Okay, catch you later then." At that the two got up and left the room.
"K." Tim said absently, still typing.
Finally peace and qui- Tim's thought was abruptly cut off as music started blasting, coming from the direction of D's room. And the song made him cringe.
-and the seal goes ow ow ow
But theirs one sound that no one knows…
What does the-
"No" Tim says as he somehow teleported himself into D's room and pulled the plug on the stereo.
"Hey! What's the big idea?" D asks, as he turns to see a slightly perturbed - okay very- perturbed Tim.
"What the heck are you guys doing? And what are you wearing Bart?"
Bart who was dressed as a fox, was about to answer when Tim said
"Don't answer either of those questions; I don't even want to know. "
Then he calmed down and said in a nicer voice "Guys, I really need to finish my homework. Can you please just keep it down?"
"Alright, alright, we know."
So Tim went back to his computer until he heard this:
*BOOM!*
"Help me! Help me I'm DYING!"
"No, Damian!"
"It's too late for me, I'm finished….."
"NOOOOO!"
Oh, no! What happened? Tim thought as he raced back into D's room.
He walked into the room- only to find that they were just fine, playing a video game on D's 3ds.
"Hey, I told you to keep it down. I can't concentrate!"
"Sorry" they said.
"I know, why don't you guys go have a snack?"
"Soundsgoodtome!" Bart said and in a flash he was already in the kitchen, D following him.
Tim then resumed his homework. After 15 minutes of silence, however, he began to get suspicious and decided to see what they were up to in the kitchen.
When he walked into the kitchen however, nothing was on fire or destroyed as Tim had feared. In fact, the kids hadn't even made a mess. They were just eating some chicken whizzes.
So after he saw that they weren't up to something (yet), he went and finished his homework.
He was I the middle of getting some water when he remembered he had to save the document. So, he went back to get his computer, which was sitting on the-
Wait, wait wait. I put my computer on the table didn't I? But where is the table?
"D! Where is the table and my computer?"
"Umm…. Which one?" Damien called from his room nervously.
"Oh, I don't know….. Maybe the one I was using for my HOMEWORK."
"Oooooohohoh….that one….. Well…..ummm….it's gone."
"It's gone. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GONE?"
"…."
At this Tim ran up the stairs to D's room and burst open the door. He was not happy with what he saw. First he looked at the device on Damien's arm, then at portal on the ceiling, then at Bart's terrified face, then the broken table and his now unusable computer on the floor.
Now, this is why Tim was 5 seconds away from killing Damian and Bart.
"Why? WHY?" He screamed while shaking both of them.
"All I wanted to do was finish my homework. Why is it so hard for you guys to just leave me alone for a few hours and be quite?"
"Sorry! We were just playing around and we accidently opened the portal under the table and it sorta fell through."
After he finally stopped shaking D and B, he dragged them down the hallway.
"W-Where are you taking us?"
Tim got this deranged look on his face and didn't say anything. He then stopped in front of Jason's room, and right then and there, D knew he wouldn't live to see another day. Tim opened the door and shoved them inside. He then got out Jason's favorite red hoodie and started to tear it with one of his birdarangs.
"No, Tim! You wouldn't."
"Oh, I would." After Tim was done with this diabolical task, he smirked evilly.
After locking them inside, Tim nonchalantly walked to his room and closed the door behind him. Then he got his other laptop and started his homework from the beginning. When Jason got home, Tim ignored the screaming and other sounds of suffering coming from his room. He also didn't have any more trouble with D and Bart after they got out of the hospital.
A/N Lessons learned: Don't get Tim mad and NEVER touch Jason's hoodie or he will kill you. I know, that was a lame story and it was not funny at all and everyone was OOC, and I'm sorry. I promise to improve my writing skills! Also, you're probably wondering how D got a portal gun. I don't know ask him.
NEXT: A Day in the life of Jason, Babysitting Blues, or Young Just Us; whichever I get around to writing first.
Also, anyone guess what D is playing? Clue: It's on the 3ds and when you die the screen says 'I'M FINISHED!'