Halo: Reach for The moon.

One day, the Halos were shooting each others. Leader 1 was all "Get that guy, shoot him up noobs". And frank said "I am not an noobs, I am the guy on your team". Then, Frank died.

Leader 1 and his friend Chef were wondering how powerful their ships were.
"How powerful our are ships?" Chef said.
"I wanna be a mythbuster" Said Leader 1.

So they got in the purple ship thing to go to moon.

Once they got to moon, they started heavy breathing. Blood was everywhere. They were alone with each other and the moon.

"We are on the moon" Chef yelled.
"Yes" Said the moon.

Then, they were sniped by some noob.

The end.