Word Count: 246
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN PRINCE OF TENNIS.
Author's Note: A short, pointless, CRACK story.
Marui's Fat
Akaya poked Marui's tummy for the 17th time.
"Will you stop poking me??"
"But… you're fat."
"I AM NOT FAT!!"
"Yes you are…"
"NO I'M NOT!!"
"Why don't you poke somebody else? Like Niou??"
"He'll kill me if I poke him…"
"DON'T YOU THINK I'LL KILL YOU TOO??"
"You would never do such a thing."
"OH YES, I WOULD!!"
Marui started chasing Akaya all over the clubroom. Well, not actually, just in circles.
"…Retards," Niou mumbled to himself.
The door opened. It was our ever lovable buchou, Yukimura. And our cap-loving fukubuchou, Sanada.
"MURA-BUCHOU!! MURA-BUCHOU!! SAVE ME!!" Akaya screamed.
"What happened this time?" Yukimura asked, with his ever lovable smile.
"MARUI-SEMPAI'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
"He said I was fat!!" Marui complained.
"Aren't you?" Yukimura asked.
"Why is everybody saying that I'm fat?? I'M NOT FAT!!"
"Yes, you are," Niou said from the other side of the clubroom.
"NO I'M NOT!!"
"See? Everyone thinks you're fat!!" Akaya said.
Marui could just only scream.
"20 laps for Akaya for saying Marui's fat! And 35 laps for Marui for chasing Akaya around the clubroom!!" Sanada ordered.
"I'M NOT FAT!!" Marui cried.
"You're not fat, just a little chubby. That's all," Yanagi said.
"You're not helping!!"
"I'm sorry…"
"You're fat," Akaya repeated.
"I'M NOT FAT!!" Marui wailed.
Author's Note: Boredom got me. Again. Reviews? :)