Jaws...Timcanpy style
Author Notes: Alright, I Mako am here to tell you I do not like how my character is going to suffer but she is. What would happen if Timcanpy our well known Golden Golem and stunt double for the snitch of Harry Potter was smarter and showed his true demonic nature to his favorite Snack Crystal.
Sen: We don't own DGM and Yeah He does look like the golden snitch...just noticed.
Mako: Blind much? Anyways Sen wants this to be a 2 way saga where things and crazy events happen...personally i rather just do it as a one shot or small stories. And though I hate to say it it is a good idea. But no worries I'll get revenge later, I always do~
Sen: Trust me...she does…We don't own DGM
3rd P.O.V
"I'm getting sick of this…" Crystal mutters as she walks through the halls of the Black Order Headquarters. Next to her is Lenalee, both of which are carrying trays of coffee. "What's wrong Crystal, you haven't been acting like yourself."
The 16 year old looks concerned at her comrade, usually she was calm cool and collected, not doom and gloom with a hot temper. You would think she was a female version of Kanda the way she's been behaving.
She notices Lenalee's gaze. "I'm sorry for worrying you Lena-Chan, I'm just...tired. Each and everywhere I go, I run into a certain golem with chompers that just won't quit trying to take a bit out of me." She sighs…
The young miss Lee. stifled a giggle. It was true, everyone knew that Allen and Cross's golden snitch wannabee Timcanpy just had an obsession with the priestess/exorcist…"If Timcanpy was a demon, it would've been bye bye ages ago." No one knows why it likes to try and eat Crystal...it just does.
During their chat, they finally arrive to their destination, the science division's office. Here we have the usual group of science geeks killing themselves over paperwork without overtime. No sleep, no relaxation….their only salvation? Coffee.
"Anyone want some coffee?" Both had sets nice fresh cups for all of the poor scientists. All hands raised, hearts and tears of gratitude cover their red rimmed eyes. "Meeeeeeeee!~!"
Komui is currently speaking with Allen and Lavi who are currently giving their latest reports from their mission. Both lady exorcists distribute the coffee...with Komui giving his sister her usual glomp.
"Lenalee my precious and loving sister thank you soooooo much for your hard work every day and giving your loving brother his coffee~" Sigh...same old same old. Crystal noticing the scene only smiles lightly shaking her head.
She glances at her comrades in arms. "Welcome back guys. I take it things went well?" Lavi grins, hands at the back of his head. "Yeah~" Allen smiles, "The mission went well, we got the innocence and-" Before he could finish badump...badump...Zooooooommmm CHOMP!
"OWWWWW GET IT OFFFFFF! AHHHHHHHHH!" Of course...their return means the return of the cursed golem Timcampy...meaning he's munching poor Crystal...currently it's shredding through her exorcist uniform and acting like a termite gnawing and biting and nibbling on her arm.
Pissed and hurting she's trying to pull it off...but it's stuck…
Blood gushing out from the arm...Allen and Lavi are trying to pry the demonic thing away from Crystal. It was quite the battle, all the screaming pulling and yanking. Eventually it lets go. And it's victim flees...locking herself into her bedroom...'Screw dinner screw training.'...she refuses to leave her sanctuary…
In the caf…
"You guys made it back. What's up?" Dusk with his meal comes to sit across Lenalee and Allen, next to Lavi. He's mellowed out much since his first arrival. "Hey where's Crys?" Kinda odd...she hasn't been seen since this morning.
His answer comes to him as something zipwhips to Allen's head…"Ohhhh...Timcanpy...she get attacked again?" Nods all around. Poor Allen is so guilty, not his fault but still he feels bad.
Lenalee picks at her dish, lost in thought. "She locked herself in her room...she refuses to come out, and Timcanpy's bite was deep this time. She wouldn't open her door for the tray of food I left for her and she refuses to come out even to go to the infirmary."
Lavi frowns reliving what happened this morning. "It took me and Moyashi to get the Damned thing off her. After that she bolted, this is getting outta hand." Turns out Crystal is terrified of the tiny thing...
It's almost funny, an exorcist of the order, taken out hundreds of akuma, faced death on many occasions and even fought ghosts and crazy things involving innocence, is terrified of a tiny blonde ball with a cross….and teeth.
We find the red head boy grin. "Although before that it was quite the sight." He reminisces of his friend, just moments before he and Allen intervened. As clothes were being torn off her figure. He smiles...a dead giveaway. Something smashes into his face. "Gwappp!" A nice cherry pie, oh so yummy and so funny.
Crysta's younger sister did not like Lavi, and under Dusk's tutelage was devoted to make his life miserable. Of course..."Hehe serves you right La-Vwiiiii." That goes to show that her younger brother Jade, did not like Dusk, and was being taught by Lavi.
to be continued
Author Notes: Sigh I'm already regretting this.
Sen: sorry Mako but it is funny.
Mako: Yeah yeah...don't forget I'm working on the Wicked Knight series~
Sen: ...Damn it!
Mako: While he cowers in the corner, tchao for now and favs/reviews(good helpful critism) and follows would be great~