The Weakest Link: Kiori STYLEE.
Shadow: Read the title….
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Kips: *waves frantically at the camera as it zooms around the room.* HIII! GAME IS GOING ON DOWN HEEERRREEE!
Camera: *zooms down, focusing on Kips.*
Kips: Hi, My name is Scott, but most people call me Kips, and welcome to…. THEWEAKESTLINK! Yes, yes…. Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss…. Anyway. We have eight contestants, and um…here they are!
Camera: *pans around to the faces of each person.*
Announcer that sounds like Shadow: Sonolan Kiori, from the Underworld's Mental Institution.
Sonolan: *is in a straight jacket. Glares at Camera.*
ATSLS: Interview Guy, the Genetically Mutated Wombat, from the soon coming to your computer screen series of "Interview with the Vampires…and others."
IG: *smiles, and waves.*
ATSLS: Mark…we don't have a last name, from Seran Perry's Mind.
Mark: *blinks, and is in the process of staring at Sonolan.*
ATSLS: Adam James, from Hell.
Adam: *he stares stoically at the Camera.*
ATSLS: Scott Larson, from the Underworld's Psychiatric Ward.
Scott: *waves shyly.*
ATSLS: Jack Gallagher, from the Underworld's Freak Show.
Jack: *stares at Scott's ass.*
ATSLS: Um…We don't have anymore people…
Kips: *snaps, and Ms. Kiori, Chris, and Lucian appear.*
Ms. Kiori, Chris, and Lucian: *all blink.*
Kips: Lucian, behave. Ms. K, HIIIII! And Bam, Hi.
All: *blink.*
Mark: *eeps upon seeing Lucian.*
Kips: Anyway, here are the rules.
1: All money is automatically banked.
2: I'll ask questions until I want to stop.
3: If you piss me off, you shall be injured in a barrage of rotten fruit.
4: Your Phone-A-Friend are the Judges.
5: Yes, there are Phone-A-Friend's in this game.
6: Do not question me.
7: If you walk the walk of Shame, you immediately become a kinky sex toy/slave.
Kips: All good?
Mark: Who are the judges?
Camera: *flashes over to Shadow, Ackeleka, Seran Perry, A Puppet Master, and Kat.*
Ackeleka: *waves flirtatiously at Lucian.*
Lucian: *smiles, and licks his lips.*
Kips: Anyway…Let's Play…THEWEAKESTLINK!
*Weird little lights and sound effects go off.*
Kips: Sonny!
Sonolan: Yes.
Kips: What is two plus .93075939545?
Sonolan: …2.93075939545?
Kips: Correct! IG.
IG: Yessh?
Kips: …What are you doing here…
IG: I am shamelessly plugging for the soon to be coming story.
Kips: Okay then…Mark.
Mark: Eh?
Kips: What color is Sonolan's hair?
Mark: It's a dark blue with bright green streaks.
Kips: RIGHTO. Adamn.
Adam: …
Kips: What does Shadow do when he's confused.
Adam: *blinks, and tilts his head to the side.*
Kips: Correct, THE OTHER SCOOOOTTT.
Scott: …Okay.
Kips: Why am I hyper?
Scott: 35 pixie sticks, two cans of Big K Red Crème Soda, four cans of Big K Ginger Ale, and Ice Cream and Cake.
Kips: Xacty! Jackel!
Jack: Yes.
Kips: Where is Mike?
Jack: Currently? Fucking David's brains out.
Kips: …Judges? Can we accept that?
Shadow: *looks behind his chair.* Actually, more like sucking his brains out…
Kips: Kay, Jack, You hath WRONGED THYSELF! Anyway, Next Person?
Ms. Kiori: Me I suppose…
Kips: Ms. Kiori…Do you know what the answer to two plus two is?
Ms. Kiori: …*pauses.* Yes.
Kips: RIGHT! Chrissy!
Chris: Hello darling!
Kips: Can I borrow your skirt?
Chris: After the show dear!
Kips: Correcty! Lucian…
Lucian: Can I help you, motherfucker?
Kips: …Wrong. Anyway, because I'm bored with this round, it's time to vote off the person that's a few licks short of an orgasm.
Shadow: *falls over.*
David: GO TO HEEEELLLL! *screaming and moaning.*
Mike: *sucking sounds.*
Ackeleka: *looks slightly amused.*
Sonolan: *blinks.*
Kips: Vote off someone…
All: *begin to write, except Sonolan who has a pen between her teeth and is scribbling letters.*
ATSLS: The strongest link in this round was everyone besides Lucian. The weakest link in this round was Lucian. Who goes home on the WALK OF NOT NICE, REALLY SAD , AND EMBARRESSING SHAAAAME?
Kips: …Anyway…it's time to find out who you custards think is…THEWEAKESTLINK!
Sonolan: *bangs her head on the button.* Lukin.
Kips: who?
Sonolan: I mean Lucian…cut me some slack.
IG: *jumps on his button.* Jack..
Mark: *presses his button.* Lucian.
Adam: Interview Beaver.
Jack: Interview Beaver.
Scott: Interview Beaver.
Ms. Kiori: The little rat thing.
Chris: That icky mouse.
Lucian: Kips.
Kips: *blinks.* I'm not a contestant…
Lucian: I DON'T CARE! NOTHING SHALL KEEP ME FROM ACKELEKA! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Kips: …Jack…Why Interview Beaver?
Jack: He tried to vote someone else off…plus he's fucky…
Kips: Mark…Why Lucian?
Lucian: *muttering.* Bastard. *gets hit by a high heeled boot and a pack of incense.*
Mark: Cause Sonolan made me.
Kips: Good excuse as any. Really, in that round, Lucian was the Weakest Link, but for some reason votes count. Interview Bug Eyed Rat thing, walk the walk…*pauses.* of Shame.
IG: *sadly walks the walk of Shame.*
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Outside:
IG: I really thought I had a chance to win my freedom… oh well. *is imprisoned by men in dominatrix suits.*
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Shadow: Okay then…I, as one of the judges, command you to review. If you don't…It just makes me unhappy. And when I get unhappy, I threaten to cut off Mark's package. Do it for Mark kids. Make Sonolan proud…
Mark: *whimpers.* Pease? *nuts are being gripped tightly in Shadow's hand, who has a knife poised over them.*
Shadow: Read the title….
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Kips: *waves frantically at the camera as it zooms around the room.* HIII! GAME IS GOING ON DOWN HEEERRREEE!
Camera: *zooms down, focusing on Kips.*
Kips: Hi, My name is Scott, but most people call me Kips, and welcome to…. THEWEAKESTLINK! Yes, yes…. Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssss…. Anyway. We have eight contestants, and um…here they are!
Camera: *pans around to the faces of each person.*
Announcer that sounds like Shadow: Sonolan Kiori, from the Underworld's Mental Institution.
Sonolan: *is in a straight jacket. Glares at Camera.*
ATSLS: Interview Guy, the Genetically Mutated Wombat, from the soon coming to your computer screen series of "Interview with the Vampires…and others."
IG: *smiles, and waves.*
ATSLS: Mark…we don't have a last name, from Seran Perry's Mind.
Mark: *blinks, and is in the process of staring at Sonolan.*
ATSLS: Adam James, from Hell.
Adam: *he stares stoically at the Camera.*
ATSLS: Scott Larson, from the Underworld's Psychiatric Ward.
Scott: *waves shyly.*
ATSLS: Jack Gallagher, from the Underworld's Freak Show.
Jack: *stares at Scott's ass.*
ATSLS: Um…We don't have anymore people…
Kips: *snaps, and Ms. Kiori, Chris, and Lucian appear.*
Ms. Kiori, Chris, and Lucian: *all blink.*
Kips: Lucian, behave. Ms. K, HIIIII! And Bam, Hi.
All: *blink.*
Mark: *eeps upon seeing Lucian.*
Kips: Anyway, here are the rules.
1: All money is automatically banked.
2: I'll ask questions until I want to stop.
3: If you piss me off, you shall be injured in a barrage of rotten fruit.
4: Your Phone-A-Friend are the Judges.
5: Yes, there are Phone-A-Friend's in this game.
6: Do not question me.
7: If you walk the walk of Shame, you immediately become a kinky sex toy/slave.
Kips: All good?
Mark: Who are the judges?
Camera: *flashes over to Shadow, Ackeleka, Seran Perry, A Puppet Master, and Kat.*
Ackeleka: *waves flirtatiously at Lucian.*
Lucian: *smiles, and licks his lips.*
Kips: Anyway…Let's Play…THEWEAKESTLINK!
*Weird little lights and sound effects go off.*
Kips: Sonny!
Sonolan: Yes.
Kips: What is two plus .93075939545?
Sonolan: …2.93075939545?
Kips: Correct! IG.
IG: Yessh?
Kips: …What are you doing here…
IG: I am shamelessly plugging for the soon to be coming story.
Kips: Okay then…Mark.
Mark: Eh?
Kips: What color is Sonolan's hair?
Mark: It's a dark blue with bright green streaks.
Kips: RIGHTO. Adamn.
Adam: …
Kips: What does Shadow do when he's confused.
Adam: *blinks, and tilts his head to the side.*
Kips: Correct, THE OTHER SCOOOOTTT.
Scott: …Okay.
Kips: Why am I hyper?
Scott: 35 pixie sticks, two cans of Big K Red Crème Soda, four cans of Big K Ginger Ale, and Ice Cream and Cake.
Kips: Xacty! Jackel!
Jack: Yes.
Kips: Where is Mike?
Jack: Currently? Fucking David's brains out.
Kips: …Judges? Can we accept that?
Shadow: *looks behind his chair.* Actually, more like sucking his brains out…
Kips: Kay, Jack, You hath WRONGED THYSELF! Anyway, Next Person?
Ms. Kiori: Me I suppose…
Kips: Ms. Kiori…Do you know what the answer to two plus two is?
Ms. Kiori: …*pauses.* Yes.
Kips: RIGHT! Chrissy!
Chris: Hello darling!
Kips: Can I borrow your skirt?
Chris: After the show dear!
Kips: Correcty! Lucian…
Lucian: Can I help you, motherfucker?
Kips: …Wrong. Anyway, because I'm bored with this round, it's time to vote off the person that's a few licks short of an orgasm.
Shadow: *falls over.*
David: GO TO HEEEELLLL! *screaming and moaning.*
Mike: *sucking sounds.*
Ackeleka: *looks slightly amused.*
Sonolan: *blinks.*
Kips: Vote off someone…
All: *begin to write, except Sonolan who has a pen between her teeth and is scribbling letters.*
ATSLS: The strongest link in this round was everyone besides Lucian. The weakest link in this round was Lucian. Who goes home on the WALK OF NOT NICE, REALLY SAD , AND EMBARRESSING SHAAAAME?
Kips: …Anyway…it's time to find out who you custards think is…THEWEAKESTLINK!
Sonolan: *bangs her head on the button.* Lukin.
Kips: who?
Sonolan: I mean Lucian…cut me some slack.
IG: *jumps on his button.* Jack..
Mark: *presses his button.* Lucian.
Adam: Interview Beaver.
Jack: Interview Beaver.
Scott: Interview Beaver.
Ms. Kiori: The little rat thing.
Chris: That icky mouse.
Lucian: Kips.
Kips: *blinks.* I'm not a contestant…
Lucian: I DON'T CARE! NOTHING SHALL KEEP ME FROM ACKELEKA! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Kips: …Jack…Why Interview Beaver?
Jack: He tried to vote someone else off…plus he's fucky…
Kips: Mark…Why Lucian?
Lucian: *muttering.* Bastard. *gets hit by a high heeled boot and a pack of incense.*
Mark: Cause Sonolan made me.
Kips: Good excuse as any. Really, in that round, Lucian was the Weakest Link, but for some reason votes count. Interview Bug Eyed Rat thing, walk the walk…*pauses.* of Shame.
IG: *sadly walks the walk of Shame.*
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Outside:
IG: I really thought I had a chance to win my freedom… oh well. *is imprisoned by men in dominatrix suits.*
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Shadow: Okay then…I, as one of the judges, command you to review. If you don't…It just makes me unhappy. And when I get unhappy, I threaten to cut off Mark's package. Do it for Mark kids. Make Sonolan proud…
Mark: *whimpers.* Pease? *nuts are being gripped tightly in Shadow's hand, who has a knife poised over them.*