Another story! Ok, here's da stuff…
The Swan sisters and the Cullen boys are back! But who's human and who's a... vampire?
So, Eddie-poo, Jazzer-cize, and The Eminator (!!) are all on a game show in which girls go on to compete to win their hearts. Belly-kins, Miss Alice, and Rosy-toesie are on the cruise ship in which the boys are shooting on, so they are accidentally forced to go on the show.
Will there be chaos when they meet?
Hehe… Enjoy!
The Cullen Show
Chapter One-We Set Off!
Rose
Alice is forcing us to go on a vacation. On a cruise. A Caribbean cruise. So that means a boat, and lots of water.
I don't like water. Well, sea water.
"Alice! We don't wanna go!" She tugged on my sleeve.
"Well, I kinda d-"
"Shut up, Bella!" I sent a death glare at her. She just glared back.
"But, Rose, I already packed!" Alice whined, still tugging. Hmm… so that's where all my clothes went.
Bella moved towards me. Oh good, she was going to help.
But then she took my other arm.
"You better not rip this shirt, like the other one!" I squealed when I heard a tiny rip. NOO!! This is my favorite shirt!
Grins ripped through their face, and they pulled harder. Now I could see a large tear on my arm.
"ALICE! BELLA!"
"Oops." They both giggled. Then they let go of me when I clawed at them. We ran around the house.
I think we ran around at least ten times until Alice commented, "Remember, I know where your other shirts are." She used the sing-song voice.
I immediately stopped. Oh no. What should I do? Chase them and get all my shirts ruined, or go on a trip? Hmm… Tough question. I chose the second one.
"Fine, fine. I'll go, but no mistakes or accidents on the trip." Alice nodded swiftly, and then she was gone.
"Hey guys! Hurry up!" Wait. We're leaving now? I glanced at Bella, and she moved closer to me.
"But, I need to do my mak-"
"Let's go!" Bella took hold of my hand and dragged me out the door and towards Alice and the car.
Oh God, what had I put myself into?
Jasper
"Mr. Cullen, the show's going to start in about forty five minutes, fifteen minutes after the ship sets off." I nodded and grinned at the attendant. She ogled back. I sighed. Another one.
I smiled widely and walked over to Emmett, who was by the edge of the ship. He was chatting, actually, more like flirting, with some of the contestants.
"Excuse me ladies, I'm going to need my brother here for a moment." They all turned to me, and walked away. Except for one girl who hugged me and yelped, "I love you, Jasper!" She stayed there, so I had to shake her off and shoo her away. Definitely not my type.
"So, what's up?" Emmett leaned on the rail, staring at me. Ugh. Kinda creepy maybe?
"Nothing, just here to tell you that the shows starting in an hour."
"You just wanted to ruin my fun, didn't you?" He grinned.
"Maybe." I smirked back, turned, and walked straight into Edward.
"Hey! Jasper! Right in front of you."
"Sorry, Edward."
"It's alright, man." He smiled, and we crossed each other. I glanced back and saw him talking to Emmett.
Alice
I'm so glad we're close to the docks. This is going to be a fun summer! I raced down the streets, wind blowing through my hair. –A.N. They have a convertible.-
"Alice! How fast are you going?" Bella yelled, since the wind was so loud. I checked my speedometer.
"Sixty-five!" I yelled back.
"The speed limit's forty-five!" Ah, Bella, always the party pooper.
"Fine, fine." I slowed down to fifty-five miles per hour. "That better?"
"Yep!" I sighed. Maybe I should've gone on this vacation by myself.
I was deep in thought when I saw the stoplight turn red. I screeched to a stop, barely touching some three boys walking.
"Are you blind?!" One shouted.
"Watch it, moron!" Rose yelled back. I heard them swear loudly and they fast walked away.
Stupid pedestrians.
Emmett
Edward decided to go on a little stroll before we started shooting.
So we walked across the docks. We were just about to cross a street when a yellow convertible screeched to a stop right in front of us, barely touching me.
"Are you blind?!" I shouted at the car.
"Watch it, moron!" Some girl yelled back. I cursed loudly and we hurriedly walked towards the sidewalk.
Stupid drivers.
Alice
So we drove more.
Then I saw the dock. I heard Bella (or was it Rose?) gasp loudly.
The ship was HUGE! It must've been at least fifty times the size of a small speedboat! I checked my watch. Twenty minutes until we set off. Whoa! We're late!
I drove into the parking lot, and boy oh boy was it crowded! After at least ten minutes, I finally found a tiny spot in the corner.
Bella
Yes! At last! We got out of the car, and I got to the trunk first.
I opened it, and saw how tightly cramped it was. Most of it was Rosalie's stuff.
I flung some luggage until I found my bags.
"Hey!" Oops. I accidentally hit Alice. Hehe…
"Sorry," I apologized, having a small, innocent grin on my face.
"You better be. You ruined my poor, beautiful face!" she exclaimed loudly, tilting her head back. Boy, what a drama queen. But she was right. Alice was extremely pretty. Rose is too.
I'm jealous.
I waited for the slowpokes to get out all of the gear (Rose took so long!).
We trudged down the sidewalk. Rose had made us carry her stuff, since there was so much. I could tell people were staring.
After the short walk, we checked into the ship.
"NAMES?!" Sheesh. Loud much?
"Bella, Alice, and Rosalie Swan."
"NAMES?!" The woman in the stand was seriously deaf.
"BELLA, ALICE, AND ROSE SWAN!" I yelled into the speaker, making the woman jump.
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I HEARD YOU!" She stamped some papers and handed them to us.
"HAVE A NICE DAY!!" That job made that lady crazy.
We hurriedly raced down the platform towards the ship. The vessel was called Midnight. Huh. Cool name. So Alice got to the entrance first, because she was so perky and such! I thought I hid the coffee from her…
I trailed behind her, followed by Rose, and we all entered.
"Holy crow!" That was all I could say.
Everything inside was beautiful. Simple, yet unique. There were plenty of paintings, chandeliers, yet there were awesome looking furniture, and the walls and floors were modern, yet cool.
We found our suite, thank Alice's amazing talent of navigation, and I gasped loudly.
The room was incredible. Classic. Gorgeous. Everything you'd except, maybe more.
I squealed in delight, and we each ran to our rooms.
My room was based on the color blue. There were fishies, dolphins, basically marine life. But I loved it. I dumped my bags onto my bed and ran to Rosalie's room. I stopped at the door.
All of it's furniture was in a shade of red. It was elegant, and stylish.
"Don't you just love this?!" Rose squealed in delight, and I turned to see her laying on the bed. She looked like she was drowning.
"Eh… I like my room better…" I said, walking around.
Then Alice crashed into me.
"Isn't this amazing!?" She jumped up and down, and I felt dizzy. I let her drag me around the suite, and she pointed out every little mark of beauty.
"Look at that chandelier! And the marble on the counter! And the tile! And the… and the… the…" In the end, she had to sit down because she basically spazzed out.
Soon, the ship set sail, and it started to move out of the docks. So, we decided to check the whole place out.
"Let's go to the deck, first," Alice chirped. At least she got out of her hyper mood. We took some stairs, then more stairs, then even more stairs! Ugh! So high!
Then, in the end, Rose noticed that there were two elevators next to the stairway.
I can't believe how stupid we are.
We walked down a hallway, and I found out that it led to the main deck, the pool.
"Darn. We should've brought our stuff." Alice looked gloomy. Wow. That's rare.
"We could go swimming later! After all, we have one we-"
"Two."
"Two weeks on this thing! We could go swimming every day if you want to!" I tried to cheer her up. Let's just say it kinda worked.
I took a closer look at the area. Wait a minute.
At the farther end of the deck, it looked like people were shooting a movie or something.
"Hey guys. Maybe we shoul-"
"Hey! You three!" We immediately turned around to the person. Some woman with a clipboard was standing nearby, glaring.
"Don't you know it's gonna start soon? And what are you wearing! Definitely not fit for right now!" Oh no she didn't!
"Hey!" Nobody disses Rose's style!
"Change into these." She thrust some clothes at us and pushes us into a door that lead into the woman's changing rooms.
"What the HECK?!" Rose was extremely mad now. "What did you do now!?" She pointed a finger at Alice.
"Alice, do you have anything to do with this?" I asked, pushing Rose's arm down back to her side.
"I don't know anything. I swear. But hey, if the woman said to change, let's do it. I mean, we have nothing to lose, right?" She took one of the bags from me.
"Alice! You said no accidents or mistakes! You liar!" Alice just went into one dressing room. Rose looked at me, and I just shrugged and also went into a different room, leaving a bag for her. I heard Rose let out an exasperated groan. Then she went into another room.
I cautiously opened the bag and peeked inside. Just a clump of black. Then I took the clothing out, and gasped.
A cute navy blue dress poured out of the bag. It was simple, yet chic. The dress was long: it covered my shoes, and it was strapless. I loved it.
I dressed quickly, because I wanted to see their outfits. I'm so glad it fit perfectly.
I gathered all of my clothes and put it into the bag. Then I opened the door and walked towards the mirror, only tripping once!
I took a look at myself, almost not sure if the person in the mirror was me.
As I was still gaping at myself, I heard Alice silently open her door. I took a swift turn with my heel, and gasped yet again.
She looked amazing! A hundred times better than me! She had a short black strapless dress on that showed her curves. It had a red strap in the middle, and when she turned in a circle, I noticed that the red strap made a bow in the back. To me, the dress suited her.
I was busy again complimenting Alice when this time, Rose peeked out of her door. Guess what I did? I gasped, again!
Rosalie's dress had the same colors as Alice: black and red. But it was long and red, and the black was a strap also in the middle. On the back, the strap criss-crossed each end and held the red cloth on the front. She looked perfect, like a model.
I felt so plain and little in their gazes.
"Don't we look great?" Alice patted me on the back.
"Yeah!" I laughed. I hope they didn't notice it was strained.
"I don't know guys. Why are we even wearing dresses right now?" Rose was uncertain.
"Let's go find out!" Alice grabbed our hands and pulled us out the door.
It was already getting darker outside.
"Sunset." Alice commented. The sun was ablaze with colors. Orange, red, pink, purple, the whole rainbow! I stood there, amazed for a moment, and Alice dragged us more, towards the huge crowd.
I saw the woman again. Apparently, so did Alice.
"Excuse me." Alice tried to get the woman's attention.
"EXCUSE ME!" Alice let go of me and poked the poor lady.
"What?!" She looked at us angrily, and said, "Oh my! Makeup, and shoes!"
She lead us toward an area, and made us sit down in front of a line of mirrors.
"Lily, Margaret, Stella, work on them. I'll meet you later." She ordered some girls and then left.
"Hey! Wait!" The woman heard Rose.
"What?"
"Why are we here?"
"Why? You silly girls, you're going to be on the game show! The Cullen Show! Didn't you know that?" She gave us a look, and left.
"Game show!?" we chorused. Then a whole bunch of blush, eyeliner, and makeup engulfed us.
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