LAUREN'S VERSION OF SCRUBS

MY VERSION OF SCRUBS

My start to the end

Scene 1 J.D.'s apartment

J.D – (Walking into the kitchen and pouring a glass of juice at the counter) I start everyday with a simple glass of cranberry juice with a dash of sugar. I a lot of times people ask why just a dash of sugar. I could go nuts and put a whole teaspoon. But since I'm a doctor I'm expected to eat a healthy diet so that's why I just stick to one dash of sugar.

Scene 2 Flash Back to Yesterday (At the Hospital)

Dr. Cox-(at the hospital talking to Dr. Kelso) what am I going to do about the whiny elephant ear kid?

Kelso-(Answering Dr. Cox) you a have a different name for him everyday don't you

Dr. Cox- (Walks to one of his patient's rooms) Well what can I say, I find something different that annoys me everyday.

Kelso- (Follows Dr. Cox) Why don't you just give him the day off, and then maybe he'll get the medical forms done I asked for three days ago.

Dr. Cox- (Setting his clipboards down) Most of the time I think you're an old pig head of a doctor but that wasn't such a bad idea.

Scene 3 J.D.'s apartment (Back to today)

J.D- (Sits on the couch and puts his arms back to relax, he starts to read a magazine) Today is one of the most well deserving days of my doctoring career. Dr. Cox is giving me a day off. Kim was more excited then I was, but I had some other things planned. Number one- Make chocolate chip waffles with my new waffle maker from Elliot. Number two- Watch the championship wrestling match. Number three- Go for a quick spin on my scooter. Number four- Maybe squeeze some time in with Kim. Gosh she should be having the baby anytime now, I'm just afraid that she'll pop.

Scene 4 Same day at the Hospital

Turk- (Approaching Cox just as he hung up the phone) Cox why is it JD gets a day off when I have to come in for two hours and suffer

Dr. Cox-(Annoyed look on his face) Turk how many times do I have to say this, sacred heart is a place to love and share peace in this medical family.

Turk- (Takes a bite of a Twix bar) Cut the crap Cox, I smell something fishy

Dr. Cox- Alright you caught me, I had fish sticks for dinner last night

Turk- (with a smirk on his face, waiting for Cox to tell the truth)

Dr. Cox- That whiny Dog was annoying me enormously and Kelso needed him to finish up some old medical forms.

Turk- I swear that's the most realistically unsarcastic thing I've ever hear you say.

Dr. Cox- I'm not giving you a day off cause you're the closest competition for number one doctor poll online.

Turk- (points his finger at Cox) You have no chance

Dr. Cox- (ignores what Turk just said) (speaks in a cartoon voice) let's have a J.D.'s day of party!

Turk- (sarcastically put his hands on his face) Oh my gosh, you just called him his actual name

Dr. Cox- Well its required to have a realistic name for a party title

Turk-You make no sense at all

Scene 4 At J.D.'s apartment

J.D.- (watching wrestling)What a day, eating chocolate chip waffles, munching on a fresh batch of kettle corn with my doctor sweat pants I got at the Sacred Heart gift shop.(Looks up and realizes something) Wait something's missing, oh my gosh I forgot my cup holder at the hospital.

Scene 5 at the Hospital

Kelso- Cox what the heck is this?

Dr. Cox- (Blowing up a Balloon) Turk is having a party

Turk- (has and innocent look on his face) Pshhh, are you kidding me, I better be getting some sort of raise for this.

Karla- (Walks up to Turk to give him a hug) You're getting a raise!

Elliot- (follows Karla) He's getting a raise?

Turk- No Cox went haywire and is having a party

Karla- Great! Does this mean we get a break?

Elliot- Great! … Crap I have to finish with Mary Poppins over there. I swear all she talks about is umbrellas, false teeth and trains. I can't find anything wrong with her; she's pretty much dyeing of boredom.

(Dr. Cox Brings in a picture of J.D. for the party)

Karla- Are we mourning the fact that J.D has the day off

Dr. Cox- (Chuckles)

Turk- He's having a party in honor of J.D.'s--

Dr. Cox- (Covers Turks mouth to keep from telling the others what the parties for)

Karla- Ok

(J.D. walks into the Hospital to pick up his cup holder)

J.D – Wow a party, What for?

Dr. Cox – What in Bozo's name are you doing here? (With a fake smile)

J.D- What did I miss, is this a baby shower. Shucks I could have brought my book of baby shower games.

Dr. Cox- (Rolls his eyes and sighs with frustration)