It was a nice day in Ooo. THe sun was shining, the birds were singing, and half of the ice king's penguins were and Jake were having a nice breakfast while they talked about "Meatman". Of course, jake had to much, and got sick again. After he threw up, the two friends went out to slay a monster. But first they saw many humans walking in the distance. They were BURNING DOWN THEIR HOME. Then the bombs fell and killed hundreds. Then the tanks started rolling the hell was happening!? The nazis were invading. "Don't worry." Finn said. " I'll kill them all, with my super sword." Finn ran screaming, but the Generals saw him and the Waffen SS blew him to bits. " No, Finn!" Jake screamed. He grew to a super size, and knocked out a few tanks and soldiers. But he was no match for the panzers. The guards of the Kandy Kingdom rose and the Kandy people rose up and started killing troops. The war prolonged for quite a long time. The Nazis gained the upper hand, though and killed off the Royal Guards. The Princess was moved to a small hiding place in the castle, which proved in effective. The nazis blew the entire kingdom out, and ate it (duh). Then the nazis started their campaign on the Ice Kingdom. The Penguins, were much better at fighting than gumball machines, and killed half of one of the 2 armies invading. Then the waffen SS came. They killed the penguin armies, then the Ice KING killed many troops with his laser ice. Many troops were-a-dying. Then someone finally managed to shoot him, and he died. They claimed total victory and moved on to the Soviet Union.
About 3 years later the German Troops marched on through again, followed by Russian troops about a week later. They set up a camp there, and turned it into a communist country. That, my friends, is why the land of Ooo is a communist country. Just look at it. They have a single leader (Dictator- communist) the poor stay poor and the rich stay rich. They want to destroy the west AKA monarchy (Ice king).