Where'd You Get Your Magic?

by Meilan Firaga

An insane explanation of how Lulu got her magic. PG for implied incest...i think. *looks confused* You'll just have to find out! ^.~

Disclaimer: blah, blah.  I own absolutely nothing.

Sometimes it's best just to write something short and funny.  This is one of those things.

Where'd You Get Your Magic?

            "Hey, Lu, where'd you get your magic?"  Wakka asked annoyingly.

            "You don't want to know."

            "Yeah, I do."

            "No, you don't."

            "Yes-huh!  Please, please, please, please, please, please…"

            "ENOUGH!  If I tell you will you at least shut-up?"

            Wakka nodded vigorously.

            "Fine.  I got my magic from my brother's uncle's best friend's cousin's step dad's sister-in-law's mother's aunt's son's father's daughter-who-was-a-man that lived down the street."  Wakka stared at her, confused.  Lulu walked off, leaving him dazed.  "Hey," she said to herself, "It got him to shut up…even if I learned my magic from my mom."

Normally, I'm a Lukka fan, but I just had to get this down.  I set down and wrote it out after me and babypink_Yuna discussed it on the way home from school.  It took me fifteen minutes to write, but a month to post.  Oy.