Pokemon Battle! VS Mary Sue
Summary: In order to get rid of Mary Sue-dom from the Pokemon fandom once and for all, fanfiction authors and fanfiction readers must unite to defeat it! So how do we achieve this? With a pokemon battle, of course! Drabble. One-shot.
Disclaimer: Don't own. If I did, then I wouldn't be here writing fanfics, would I?
A/N: Okay… this is my first time writing for the Pokemon fandom. At the moment, I'm still quite new to this fandom, so I might accidentally mix things up (e.g. character names and stuff like that) and make a mistake. If I do, please correct me. So… please take care of me. *bows*
(cue battle music)
A wild MARY SUE appeared!
FANFICTION AUTHOR sent out FANFICTION READER!
What will FANFICTION READER do?
(FANFICTION AUTHOR selected BITCH-SLAP)
FANFICTION READER used BITCH-SLAP! Wild MARY SUE avoided the attack!
Wild MARY SUE used TRAGIC CLICHÉ BACKSTORY! It's not very effective…
What will FANFICTION READER do?
(FANFICTION AUTHOR selected BREAK THE FOURTH WALL)
FANFICTION READER used BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! A PLOT HOLE appears behind wild MARY SUE! But MARY SUE refuses to be sucked in! The attack failed!
Wild MARY SUE used ATTRACT! A critical hit! FANFICTION READER is infatuated with wild MARY SUE!
What will FANFICTION READER do?
(FANFICTION AUTHOR grits teeth in frustration. FANFICTION AUTHOR selected ORIGINAL PLOT DEVICE)
FANFICTION READER is infatuated with wild MARY SUE! FANFICTION READER is unable to attack! FANFICTION AUTHOR is going to cry soon!
Wild MARY SUE used EVIL LAUGH!
(FANFICTION AUTHOR desperately selected ORIGINAL PLOT DEVICE again!)
FANFICTION READER somehow manages to snap out of it! FANFICTION READER used ORIGINAL PLOT DEVICE! A critical hit! It's super effective! Wild MARY SUE fainted!
FANDOMS ACROSS THE WORLD used VICTORY DANCE!
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A/N: This was funnier when I first wrote this. Now it's not so funny at anymore. This story was brought on by a combination of things:
-my crappy mood
-simultaneously thinking about Black Adventures, Twilight and fanfiction in general.
-wanting to write something that would cheer me up.
I was largely inspired by the double battle where N and Black uses Hitler and the fig-fag-herp-a-derp thingy (can't remember its name anymore) in one of the earliest episodes.
Anyway, please review! *bows*