A/N. This was inspired by my math teacher saying that dividing by zero would break math. I own no one.
Breaking Math
The first day in Midgardian school, Loki managed to break a very important thing. He had broken math. Thor stared at his brother. "How do you break math?" he asked.
Loki shrugged. "Mr. Richards said that dividing by zero would break math," he said.
"And you just had to try it, didn't you."
"Of course! What else should I have done?"
"Accepted it. And then moved on. How am I going to explain to every single human why they can't put two and two together anymore?"
"Most of them can't put two and two together anyway," Loki retorted.
"Touché," Thor said.