Disclaimer: Same old same old…e.e

It was quite a normal day at Hermione's house that Sunday afternoon.  She had invited Ron and Harry to come over and see the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.  Of course, since they didn't know what a movie was, she had to explain the WHOLE thing to them.

"So, it's like a picture, it's just a little more of it.  It lasts longer and you have to pay money to see it.  It's like a play, except it's on a screen."

Harry knew what a movie was, and tried to help Hermione educate Ron.  Harry obviously helped none, because he kept confusing Ron rather than Helping Hermione.

When they finally arrived at the Theater, they received their tickets.

Ron looked at his closely, "Harry Potter and the Matinee?"

Hermione and Harry laughed, "No, they just ran out of room and had to make sure it said Matinee since it is in a theater."

Ron's ears turned slightly red at this statement of his ignorance. 

"Who turned out the lights?" Ron asked as they walked into the dark theater.

"It's dark so you can see the screen better, silly!" Hermione giggled.

Ron was feeling pretty stupid by now, so he decided to think about things before he asked.  They sat down in the seats of their choosing, which were in the back, mind you.  They sat there for a while, watching the commercials go by in silence.

One of them read, "Cocoa-Cola".  Ron didn't understand this.  Was it a drink, or a commercial?

Ron didn't say anything. 

When the movie finally started, Ron could hear an orchestra playing, but from where, he didn't know.  He looked in every direction, but there was no place to fit a fifty-person orchestra.

"Where is the orchestra?"

Harry laughed, "It's a recording!"

Ron nodded silently.  Trying to gain his smart like composure back, he thought even harder to try to understand muggle life. 

Lord Voldemort suddenly walked into the theatre.  Harry and Hermione gasped as Ron didn't pay one bit of attention as to what Voldemort was doing.

"Harry Potteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!" he screeched, "I have you noooooooooooooow!"

He raised his wand and shot the blinding green light at the screen.  To his own amazement, it only reflected and shot back at him, killing him on the spot.  Harry and Hermione suddenly cheered, but they both knew that the muggle police would call it murder if they didn't say it was suicide. 

Turning their attention back to the movie, they focused on good thoughts.  It was to the part where Lupin was about to become a werewolf when Ron started running away.

"Ron!  Where are you going?" Harry yelled.

"I'm getting away from the werewolf!"

Hermione laughed and told him that it was only a picture.  Ron didn't settle down without a fight, though.

Albus Dumbledore later walked in.  He took a look at the screen and saw himself saying that he was headmaster of Hogwarts.

"NO!  I am headmaster of Hogwarts!" he yelled frantically.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione laughed their heads off.  This was getting weird.

By the time Professor McGonagall walked in, the threesome was in a comma of laughter.

"Detention Potter!  You are roaming the grounds after hours!" she said this when it was showing Harry and Hermione saving BuckBeak and Sirius. 

At the end of the movie, Harry, Ron, and Hermione thought it more of a comedy than a drama about themselves.

A/N-want me to write more Ron meets Muggle world Stories? TOO LATE! Already happenin'!