the people from zelda go to walmart!(this is a comedy so laugh!)
limk:shello sharia!
saria:why in goddesses name are you talking like that?
link:i was acting like jim carrey in that movie with the white bat where he says"die you winged spawn of satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
zelda:link first of all,whos satan?secong of all,does it look like i have wings?i think not!
link:this is to both saria and zelda now you 2,did it hurt?
both saria and zelda:did what hurt?
link:when you 2 fell from heaven?
saria:i fell from where?i thought i was made by the great deku tree!now im confused!
zelda:im bored.....im going shopping anybody else in?
everyone else says sure!by everyone else that means ganondorf,ruto,durunia,and skullkid!
link walks into the dirt path infront of hyrule castle.link:taxi!taxi!yo whats a guy gotta do too get a taxi around here?????
brian from that show family guy:no i believe its whos leg do you gotta hump to get a dry martini here?!?!?!
link:who and what the hell are you?
brian the dude from family guy:im a dog and im that dude brian from that show family guy!duh!
link:ok this is a zelda fan fiction thats a comedy not family guy so scram!
brian the dude from family guy:hey put on that deku mask and come and pet me!
link:ok!
puts it on and pets brian but brian starts snarling and chases him.
link:oh my goddesses!HELP ME!!!!!!!!!OH MY GODDESSES!!!!IM BEING CHASED BY A KILLER DOG!wait a minute!
link puts on the giants mask while still wearing the deku mask and turns into a giant deku scrub.
brian that dude from family guy:oh ****!im soo ***king boned!hey link!***k you!!!!!
link eats brian that dude from family guy.link the giant deku scrub:anybody need a lift to walmart?
the end!
limk:shello sharia!
saria:why in goddesses name are you talking like that?
link:i was acting like jim carrey in that movie with the white bat where he says"die you winged spawn of satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
zelda:link first of all,whos satan?secong of all,does it look like i have wings?i think not!
link:this is to both saria and zelda now you 2,did it hurt?
both saria and zelda:did what hurt?
link:when you 2 fell from heaven?
saria:i fell from where?i thought i was made by the great deku tree!now im confused!
zelda:im bored.....im going shopping anybody else in?
everyone else says sure!by everyone else that means ganondorf,ruto,durunia,and skullkid!
link walks into the dirt path infront of hyrule castle.link:taxi!taxi!yo whats a guy gotta do too get a taxi around here?????
brian from that show family guy:no i believe its whos leg do you gotta hump to get a dry martini here?!?!?!
link:who and what the hell are you?
brian the dude from family guy:im a dog and im that dude brian from that show family guy!duh!
link:ok this is a zelda fan fiction thats a comedy not family guy so scram!
brian the dude from family guy:hey put on that deku mask and come and pet me!
link:ok!
puts it on and pets brian but brian starts snarling and chases him.
link:oh my goddesses!HELP ME!!!!!!!!!OH MY GODDESSES!!!!IM BEING CHASED BY A KILLER DOG!wait a minute!
link puts on the giants mask while still wearing the deku mask and turns into a giant deku scrub.
brian that dude from family guy:oh ****!im soo ***king boned!hey link!***k you!!!!!
link eats brian that dude from family guy.link the giant deku scrub:anybody need a lift to walmart?
the end!