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Author's note: I should be updating my other story, but I think I'm going to try a one shot. Enjoy!
Not again.
God, he was doing it again.
Potter. Bloody Potter. Can't he keep his eyes to himself?! No he can't. He's bloody James Potter. The boy wonder who can't keep his eyes to himself.
This has got to stop. You're going crazy, Lily. CRAZY! Damn Potter, driving you crazy like this. Can't he tell you're on the verge of a mental break down. Ha! He knows alright. Teasing you like this. This is all one giant conspiracy to make you go nutso. Oh God, I just said nutso.
Well that's lovely. He's smiling now. STOP SMILING, POTTER! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTSO!!
Oh God. He's standing up. Bloody hell, he's walking over. Pretend to be reading, Lily you're in the library!
Now he's talking to me. Quick Lily! Pay attention! What's he saying!? Oh God, can't tell. Too distracted by hair. Mm…hair. GODAMNIT LILY SNAP OUT OF IT!! Now he's smiling again! Not the smile!! Have mercy!! Anything but the smile!
"STOP SMILING POTTER!! CAN'T YOU TELL YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTSO!!??"
Okay that was lovely. You just said something out loud. You've said your bloody thoughts out loud and now everyone in the library is looking at you. Quick Lily, use those feet and run away. QUICKLY! FAST! GO!
RU-GAH! YOU TRAMPLED A FIRST YEAR! Don't care, keep running!!!
"Lily!"
Shut up, Potter, you and your bloody smile got me into this mess. And now I'm tired. So very tired. Damn fatigue…must…stop…running…
Oh spectacular, Lily, he's caught up to you. Ah! TALKING AGAIN! KEEP RUNNING! Oh this is wonderful. Wonderful! You're outside now Lily. One word: Snow. It's snowing and you've decided to run outside. My, my, you're a smart one! At least Potter won't- Nope! Potter's coming!
"Lily!!!"
Gah! Sod it. I'm tired and cold, and I'm stopping.
"Are you bloody crazy!?"
Not yet, but if you smile one more time I will be.
"Y-You smushed that poor f-first year and i-it's freezing out!"
Hey, the kid got in my way. I have an alibi. Ha! Yes it is cold! Thanks for noticing!
Silence. Silence is good. Just you wait, Potter. Once I catch my breath, I'm running.
Oh would you look at that. Potter's smiling again. Walking closer. Lily!! Him walking closer is a cue for you to walk back. LILY!
"So…what'd you say about my smile back there?"
I said nothing. I refuse to tell you. Stop walking closer, Potter. STOP I SAY! Oh bugger, he's quite close. Time to move back now, Lily. Lily!! Why aren't you moving your feet!?!
"It makes you….intoxicated?"
That too, but I'm not saying anything until you move back. TWO ARMS LENGTH! YOU'RE INVADING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
Stop that smiling, Potter.
"It drives you…crazy?"
Too close!! AH! NO ROOM FOR BREATHING! HE'S SMILING AT ME. GAH! MOVE ALREADY, LILY!
Oh God. James Potter. So close. James Potter. Heart stopping. He's kissing you now. Oh bugger. James Potter is- oh sod it!! Say something, Lily!!
"Nutso, actually."