Oh, How Much I Loathe Thee
Poem 1: The Boy I Saw Walking Down the Street
By: The Demonic Ninjas 3
Summary: A collection of random Naruto hate poems… or are they really hate poems? First comes hate, then comes love! First poem: Sakura's feelings towards Sai "The Boy I saw Walking Down the Street"
Author's Notes: Ok this is my first poetry fiction. I'm a noob at it, I know so blah. This collection of poems will be based on the "I-hate-you" theme. Ironically I began the collection with Sakura hating Sai. I should have started with a more canon pairing…but I ♥ SaiSaku so, I ended up starting with them. Tell me what you guys think about this poem. It's a teeny bit long though…
The Boy I saw Walking Down the Street
I walk down the streets,
And guess who I see?
The boy with the belly-button shirt!
That's who I see!
His fake, evil grin
And his short cropped hair.
They all make me hurl,
Because he acts like a girl!
He has to be the dumbest guy I've ever seen!
The first time I saw him,
I thought he was cool.
His dark eyes deceived me,
and made me drool.
I stared at his face
And conjured up the place,
Where Sasuke left,
Unable to stop him,
from going to Orochimaru's place.
Now I close my eyes
And turn the other way.
For all I want now,
is to run away.
But before I can run,
I slam into a pole.
I snap open my eyes
And stare at the pole,
Which was no longer the pole,
but the boy with the belly-button shirt.
I give him a glare
And he responds with "hello"
I push him to the side
And continue to march down the road.
I stop so abruptly,
That I almost fall over,
Only to be caught by Sai-
The boy with the belly-button shirt,
And the fake evil grin,
And the short cropped hair,
With the deceiving cold eyes,
And his lame "hello"
I inadvertently thank him,
And continue to walk down the road.
The cherry blossoms bloom,
A sign of spring returning,
A sign of a new hope.
I finally stop walking,
When I reach my sensei's door.
I pause for a second,
And close my tired eyes.
I take a deep breath.
And at the top of my lungs,
I yell,
"He has to be the dumbest guy I've ever seen!"
Ta-da! My first Naruto poem is done! So what do you guys think of it? Good? Bad? Crappy? Too much rhyming? Random? Well it probably is random seeing that I conjured up this poem in my sleep. Hey don't give me that weird look! I'm a Demonic Ninja for a reason! WAHAHAHA!
Ok, -yawn- now I'll go update my fics which I haven't done for almost… a month ha-ha. On to that :D
Remember to review!
The Demonic Ninjas 3