Warning: This fic contains swearing, and the writing style is weird, but if you read all the way through, including the author's notes at the end, you will get it.

Thud.

"Dammit!"

Smack.

"Ow! Winry! What'd you do that for?!"

"No swearing."

"Well you didn't have to hit!"

"Shut it, bean. I'm trying to take my turn."

Smirk. "Miss."

Thud. "Dammit Fullmetal!"

"Keh. Now you're a 'ho' eh, Mustang?"

"You're not one to talk pipsqueak. You're a whore."

Bang, bang, bang. "Here please, sir."

Gulp. "Yes, Ma'am."

Swish.

…...

"Well I'll be damned."

Click. "Language, sir."

"Eh heh. Right. Sorry."

"Who's next?"

"OVER HERE BRAVE LEUITENANT! WINNING AT SUCH A GAME HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!"

Swish.

Mutters. "Well, it was easy for him to get it, him being the size of a freakin' skyscraper."

Smack. "No swearing Ed!"

"I didn't say anything!"

"You were about to!"

"That doesn't give you the right to-"

Ka-boom. "Shush Brother. Some people are trying to concentrate."

"Sorry, Al."

Swish.

"Good one Al!"

30 minutes later

Panting. "How can they still be at it?"

"I don't know, Winry. I was out really soon, and this book was in my bag, and I got so caught up in reading it that I wasn't paying attention."

"Yeah. Now it's a battle royal between Ed, Colonel Mustang and Major Armstrong."

Gold meets black. Smirks.

Swish. Swish. Thud.

Tears and sparkles. "OH! GOOD GAME FULLMETAL, FLAME! I SHALL AWAIT THE TIME WHEN I GET THE CHANCE TO PLAY THIS AGAIN. UNTIL THEN, HOWEVER, I MUST RETURN TO MOTHER AND FATHER NOW. GOODNIGHT, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES."

Whispers. "We're never inviting him again, right?"

"Of course not,Fullmetal. It was only bad luck he saw us heading out this time."

"Well maybe if someone had checked to make sure no one else was at the office…"

"It's not my fault! I ordered all my subordinates the day off! I didn't know Armstrong was just returning from Lior!"

Click.

"Stop fighting."

Gulps.

"Yes Ma'am."

"Yes Lieutenant Hawkeye Ma'am."

"Hey Ed, you should restart the game between the two of you, so you guys can finish on fair ground. Right now you're both whores, so the game won't last long. Start over!"

Glares.

"Fine."

"You're going down Mustang!"

"You wish Pipsqueak."

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY CAN'T EVEN BE SEEN BY A SPECK OF DUST?!"

"You."

And so, the game of HORSE began.

Next Time!

Ed and Roy face off in their 'game' and of course chaos and the competition between the Fullmetal and Flame Alchemists heat up! Review and vote for who you want to win! The short, blonde adorable chibi with a hyper temper or the calm, stoic handsome Colonel with the gloves to reduce subordinates to ashes?

Ha ha! This popped into my head during Gym class. Today was a 'free day' and my friends and I decided to play basketball. We began to play the game HORSE, but we just make a joke to remember what letters we have. If you have H and O, then you're a 'ho', and if you have the letters H, O, and R, then you're a 'whore'. It's just how they sound, and we don't mean anything by it. This was just amusing to me, and it bugged me all day until I couldn't stop laughing about it.

For those of you who don't know how to play HORSE, review and I'll reply to tell you. Also, the places are as follows:

7. Shescka (It was Nii-sama's idea to put her in here)

6. Alphonse Elric

5. Winry Rockbell

4. Riza Hawkeye

3. ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG (Shudders. Nii-sama owes me for putting him in here. Not really)

2. ??? Roy Mustang or Edward Elric?

1. ??? Edward Elric or Roy Mustang?

You'll have to tell me who you want to win, and I won't update this unless I get at least 10 votes! Also, did anyone not get what the sound effects were? I hope I didn't make them too confusing. The only one I think is confusing is the 'Ka-boom' one. That is Al using his alchemy to make Ed shut up. He's human in this fic.

Panic's Note ---

Does it make me a bad person if I want Roy to win? XD. Anyway, VOTE FOR THE WINNING! Please Review or this story will never update! And we can NOT have that! Peace Far.

Of course it doesn't make you a bad person! I want people to tell me who's going to win, because I honestly can't decide. So unless people review, this story's not going to be completed anytime soon. SO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!