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Cheshire Cat: Mr. Mad hatter can you stand on your head?
Mad Hatter: Why, no I don't believe that there is time for standing on your head when it tea time.
Cheshire Cat: Well, Time is a fickle fickle thing. For you see without a leash or a proper master it will just fly away. Or who knows, maybe it will loose its head.
Mad Hatter: Loose its head! Why, I say you haven't had enough tea have you? One lump or two?
Cheshire Cat: Really you shouldn't drink so much tea, you know it will drive you sane. Let me tell you a little story!
Mad Hatter: It doesn't Intel standing on your head dose it?
Cheshire Cat: Dose what Intel standing on your head?
Mad Hatter: The story!
Cheshire Cat: What story? Can you stand on your head?
Mad Hatter: *Looks around in a daze* You know what? I think I can stand my head. *rises from chair and place's his hands on the ground Standing on his head*
March Hair: *runs into the party panicked* What are you doing standing on your head? There's no time! It's Tea ti~
Cheshire Cat: Let Me tell you a story! Much like our own, but complete nonsense I tell you.
WONDERLAND
By the Cheshire Cat
In this world the sky's not blue, its purple, pink, and spotted.
In this world there is no dead, just the "nearly" departed.
In this world do not speak, for she hears all.
In this world do not think, or you might loose it all.
In this world there is no way, just her way, now she say.
In this world its the Queens way, now she say.
In this world animals galore, but my dear don't be tricked.
In this world forever more, shall you be if you go through the door down through the floor forever more, more, more.
In this world don't smile, for he shall see you coming.
In this world don't rile, up the crazy bunny.
In this world listen, to your heart beat.
In this world be careful, where you choose your seat.
In this world be wary, of the smiling cat.
In this world its scary, with the cat at your back.
In this world you shall die, then be shoved in a box.
In this world you shall cry, and never return from your walk.
In this world you wonder, will they kill you so.
In this world I tell you, dear I surly know.
In this world you turn around and ask me, why is that?
In this world you died, because my answer was I'm the cat.