Adoption.

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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Thanks to Lillith-Anastasia for typing. Lol. R/R

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It all started when Sally wanted kids. So she went to the Adoption Centre. Without telling Jack! (hehe) While Jack sits at home, quietly reading, yes quietly.

The door opens. And in walks Sally. Followed by three little creatures.

Jack: (doesn't look up from book) What's that you got there?

Sally: (innocent looking) Well, Jack, honey, now don't get mad, angry, upset, enraged, furious……..

Jack: Go on. (looks up)

Sally: I adopted.

Jack: You WHAT??????????

Lock: (demonically) Hi!!

Jack: (jumps back. Very shocked and scared.) Please, not them. No, let this be a joke. Sally, don't tell me you did this to me. (falls to knees in agony) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Shock: (jumps on Jack) Hi, daddy!!

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Like it? (you should, I laughed as I typed. L.A.) This is my FIRST fic!! So no flames, or I'll hunt you down!!!!!! Much love. R/R