"Lord of the things"
This is a fanfiction merging Lilo and Stitch with Lord of the rings mainly, but also includes some other stuff. Please read and review. Also, I don't own anyone in this story, so don't sue me.
Three things for the experiment kings under the sky
Seven for cartoon lords in their halls of T.V
Nine for the mortal Gantu's doomed to die
One for the evil lord on his evil throne
In the land of Sordor where the shadows lie
One thing to rule them all, one thing to find them
One thing to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Sordor where the shadows lie
(I dislike the beginning party of the book (none of which I own), so I skipped to where Gandalf (whom I don't own) talking to Frodo (whom I don't own)
"Lilo (Frodo) you must take the ring to Riverdell. There Nani (Bilbo) awaits you already. From there, the council will decide what to do." Muttered Jumbalf (Gandalf) in his Hawaiian print robe. "The darkness is rising in the east."
"But how?" whispered Lilo, "Why are these evil things happening. And who is behind them?"
"The evil Skeletor is mustering his forces. Sordor is a fortress city and it would be too hard for a simple girl to travel there alone. So this will be your ally!" Jumbalf reached down into the bushes and extracted a blue furred alien. "Er… Hiii." Growled Stitch (Sam). "As will these two" grumbled Jumbalf as he extracted experiment 625 and experiment 624 (Merry and Pippin). Now you must go!"
Later that night
Lilo awoke with a start to the snore of her companions. She looked through the darkness and gasped as she saw a hulking blue figure mounted on a struggling horse. The creature was swathed in a nightblack cloak and wielded a wicked plasma sword. She drew back into the brush and the evil Thingwraith slowly trundled off into the distance. Lilo slowly roused her friends and the ran off into the darkness, trying to avoid any dark shapes they saw.
They slowly came up to a small town, lit by bright street lamps. They stepped up to a tavern and stepped in under the swinging wooden sign depicting a large dead fish. They all sat at one of the rough wooden table and ordered some coffee and coconut cake. As Lilo and Stitch nodded off slowly, they heard raucous laughter from the bar. 625 and 624 were at the bar and talking of the thing that Lilo had. Then suddenly, she had something hit her in the back of the head. She turned around and saw no one. Picking up the object, she found a small note:
Come to the back of the bar. I await you there.
I know of the thing and you must escape the Thingwraiths
They still trail you
Destroy this message and join the rebellion.
From: Aragorn Skywalker
Lilo walked across the restaurant, rapping together her two friends at the bar first. As she came into view of the bars back, she saw a man (or so she assumed) clothed in tan robes that hid his face. He said nothing, but pulled her along the bar and grabbed the others along the way. As they came outside, they saw a horse tethered outside and they all hopped on. But as they began to ride out of the town, they saw 9 red beams burst out from the hands of the tall Thingwraiths. They rode forward and slashed the legs from the horse, blood spilling along the ground. Aragorn grabbed Lilo and the others while jumping with some unseen power up onto the top of the bar where there was, strangely enough, Stone Henge. Aragorn ignited a large blue lasersword as the Thingwraiths appeared as well. But as soon as he had ignited his blade, one of the Thingwraiths shot it out of his hand with a large plasma cannon. He then grabbed a large torch and set fire to two of the creatures. "BLITZNAK!!!!!!!" they screamed as they tumbled off the building in a blaze. But as he turned, he gasped as another one of the creatures stabbed Lilo in the chest. She began to glow red and he screamed, power emantating from him. The swords were thrown from the creatures grasp and they were thrown into the blaze. Aragorn jumped past the blaze and onto another horse he stole. (stealing is evil. Do not steal unless giant evil beasts are chasing you.)