Freaky Friday: With a Bleach twist. XD
Summary: Ichigo, Rukia, Uryuu and Orihime were fighting on a normal Friday. Chad was busy at the moment, to break them up. So what happens when Captain Kyoraku Shunsui, uses a cookie, given to him by Urahara Kisuke, to shut them up? Wait…why does Ichigo have feminine curves that weren't there before?
Disclaimer: Chea, I wish. I'd be filthy stinking rich right now, otherwise, huh?
Fridays. Everyone loves Fridays. End of the week, relaxation, no school worries (for Ichigo, Orihime and Uryuu. Chad was forced to spend time with Mizuiro and Keigo). But in Seireitei, Friday was just another day…or um…not at the Meeting of Friends, Orihime had made and Rukia had cruelly enforced. Unfortunately, Kenpachi, Uryuu and Ichigo were in another of their spats, while Rukia, Yachiru, and Orihime watched with a weirded out look.
"Dammit, Kenpachi!! If you ask me for another fight, I'll break your fat legs!!" yelled Ichigo. "Is that a threat, Ichigo Kurosaki?!" asked Kenpachi with narrowed eyes. "Damn straight it is!!" "Will you two buffoons shut up?!?!" screamed Uryuu. "SHUT UP!!" Both Ichigo and Kenpachi yelled at Uryuu. "Hey, you fat head, I'm the only one who can tell Uryuu to shut up!!" Ichigo yelled. "Well, strawberry, too late!!!" bellowed Kenpachi. "What am I, a dog you two can fight over?!" screamed Uryuu.
"Shut up, you idiots!! You all are men and thus all have fragile spots which I am not afraid to get Yoruichi to kick you all there!! That includes you Captain Kenpachi!!" threatened Rukia loudly. "Rukia!! You do not talk to Ken-chan like that!!" screamed Yachiru protectively. "Yachiru-chan, she was just trying…" "Quiet big boobies!!"
This little brawl was happening right next where Kyoraku Shunsui was sleeping. He moaned and got up to see what was happening. Noticing who was fighting he took out what looked like a fortune cookie. On the outside, it read, 'Use it when you want to have some indirect fun by using other people, my friend. Say the name of four people then break the cookie. Your friend, Urahara Kisuke.'
"Hm…well…if it will shut them up. Let's see: We might need the 11th squad's power so: Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Orihime Inoue and Uryuu Ishida." He broke the cookie and dropped it between them all. Suddenly there was a thin beam of brilliant light and everyone was unconscious. "Well that's one way to do it." He walked back and fell asleep on a random roof. Since he was asleep and the Meeting of Friends was unconscious, no one saw white orbs come out of Rukia, Ichigo, Orihime and Ishida's bodies and go into different ones except…a woman with dark skin, bright yellow eyes, and long purple hair. She laughed and said to herself "Urahara is going to love this…" She jumped up and ran at full speed into the sun set, laughing the whole way.
Huh...Well, the end of the first chapter, apparently. I seemed to like it. I'm working on the second chapter as we speak. Ichigo's gonna have an interesting surprise, isn't he? Well, tell me how you like it! Tata for now, my friends! Please comment.
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