The first thing to say is that I don't know how in the seven hells the whole school thing works. So this might not be perfect. And I've only studied it from the other fanfics (which I've read a LOT), so if there's something missing, you can inform me about it, but please don't start to bitch about it.

Hmmm, and then to the other things My first ZoSan. Sorry for those who wanted more ZoLu, but I just had to get this out of my system! D: Well we have fluffy UsoLu in this. I wrote this first chapter and then I'll wait for reviews and then I'll decide if I should continue this or not. It takes me about week between chapters if they are going to be little longer than this. It's so usual for me to have writer's blocks :E I hate 'em. But I love all of you little things that have drifter to here, my small and dark corner of shounen ai fluffness :)

Title: Of me, you and everyone around us

Author: Me

Rating: Errr… it's very worksafe, since I don't write hardcore yaoi xD

Genre: Humor/Romance/maybe little angst from time to time

Pairings: Zoro x Sanji and Usopp x Luffy and maybe I'll find someone for Nami too

Warnings: My bad spelling, some swearing, shounen ai (boy x boy love / gays) Don't like it, don't read it, simple as that. OOCness perhaps?

Oh well now to the story :)


"Me and you"

"13………..13……..13………. Where the hell is the 13?!", Zoro, the green haired young man mumbled to himself as he walked down the road. He checked the number from the little piece of paper for like hundredth time for the last fifteen minutes, just to be sure that he hadn't read it in wrong way. Nope…it still said 13… Zoro had been searching for a while now and still hadn't found it. Oh, found what. Well his new "home". The apartment that he was supposed to share with few people he didn't know yet. And he wasn't too enthusiastic to get to know them at all. To put it shortly, Zoro wasn't fan of socializing.

He was 18 years old, and excellent in kendo. Or at least in his last school he was the captain of his kendo club. He was tall, well build, handsome, maybe a bit scary looking, aaaaand he was helplessly lost.

Shrugging he tugged at the strap of his large bag, which contained his every possession, so the bag would fall off. In his other hand he carried his three katanas, which were probably the most expensive things he had. They were very beautiful, but if you weren't careful with them you would get hurt.

"I swear that if I don't soon find that goddamned-", Zoro started but was cut off when he suddenly bumped in to something. Or rather someone. Zoro succeeded in keeping his balance, but the other person fell to the ground with a yelp.

Zoro looked down at the person and immediately noticed the blonde hair that was pretty bright looking, compared to her…? It probably was her since the yelp had been so high noted and the person looked kind of girly, now on her knees, still not showing her face to Zoro.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see--"

"Thanks a lot shit head! Now I'm going to be even more late!", the blonde girl shouted in rather….well in more deep voice than what the yelp had been. Oh my god! It wasn't 'she'!! It was a 'he'! Zoro's attitude immediately changed when he noticed that it was a boy. His eyes narrowed just a little bit and he seemed a lot more threatening.

"It was your own damn fault for bumping at me!", Zoro snapped back already really irritated. If the blonde was going to treat him like this, then he wasn't going to just accept it. No, he was going to fight back!

The blonde glared at the green haired man and then got back to his feet, dusting his clothes just to be sure that he hadn't gotten dirt on them. Now when he was standing, he still was shorter than Zoro, at least about half a head. And he still looked slightly petite, at least to Zoro. The way the blonde's impossible blue eyes seemed to be in fire could have probably scared off most of the men in the town, but the green haired youth wasn't scared a bit.

"Pfff. What ever. You just keep on telling that to yourself, and I'll hope that I'll never see your ugly face again. And it was your fault.", the blonde said picking his small packet from the ground that he had seemed to drop there when he fell, and then with final icy glare to Zoro he run off to the direction where the afore mentioned had just come.

Zoro looked after the weird blond, and turned away only after he couldn't see him anymore. Then he turned to look to the way he was walking and checked the number of the house.

"16…and there's 18…. So I've already walked past it. Just my luck…", he mumbled as he turned around and started to walk back, tugging slightly at the strap of his bag again.

The blonde had surely been a weird person… well it wasn't like he was going to see him ever again! ….right?

Finally! The apartment number 13. Why did it have to be the bad-luck number? Oh well, he was kind of lucky that he had found the house at all with out the help of police or something. He didn't want to admit it… but he found it really easy to get lost. It was kind of miracle that he did find his classrooms in school. He could just pray that the miracle would happen in his new school as well.

Snapping out of his thoughts, Zoro started to make his way to the front door. There was bike leaning to the wall, pretty near the door. And well nursed rosebushes were decorating the sides of the walking route to the said door. It didn't look that bad from the outside. It was an pretty old looking apartment, with no garage. It was a red colored brick house. The window shades were white, and it was a very common looking house. Maybe he would even enjoy his stay in here.

Zoro arrived to the door, but didn't know what he should do. Should he knock or just walk in? He did live in here from now on. But maybe knocking would be more polite… So he knocked softly to the door. Then after a while, when there was no response, he knocked a bit harder.

A strange squealing sound was heard, before there was a loud thump and then the sound of running. And before Zoro even registered that the door had opened, he found something glomping him. But since he was a lot taller than the…thing that attacked him, the attacker only reached his middle. In his shock, Zoro almost dropped his beloved swords too. And if that had happened, the thing around his middle would be about dead right now. He looked down and only saw a mop of black hair. Blinking Zoro didn't know how to react. Maybe it was a human.

"Luffy! Let him go!", a boy's voice shouted from the house, and a moment later another black haired boy stepped outside. But unlike the silky looking hair that the boy - who was still hugging Zoro - had, the other boy's hair was more curly and longer, about shoulder length. And he had very funny looking long nose.

"Awww…but I like him already!", the boy whined letting go of Zoro and practically bouncing to the curly haired one, hugging him around neck and nuzzling to the said neck, before turning to look at Zoro. The boy, Luffy was it? Had large and innocent dark eyes, and a scar under his left eye. Wonder where that came from. He had jean shorts and a large red t-shirt that was partly falling over one of his shoulders.

The other boy moved his hands around Luffy's waist, like trying to confirm that Luffy wouldn't get to attack the green haired youth again. He had pen behind his right ear, and Zoro couldn't see much of his clothing, since Luffy was standing on the way.

"So, are you the new guy?", the long nosed teen asked, still keeping the more energetic one in one place.

Zoro looked this all with calm expression. He had already regained his normal blank expression, after being little surprised of the hug-attack.

"Yeah. I think this is the right place…", he said examining the two younger teens.

"It's nice to meet you. My name's Usopp, but you can call me the Great Captain Usopp, and this here is Luffy. Why don't you come inside? It must be boring to just stand there.", the taller of the younger boys said, moving inside the house, practically dragging Luffy with him.

Captain? Oh well, he would probably understand in one point. It seemed slightly weird that how close the two boys seemed to be, but somehow it was amusing on the same time. Dragging his bag with him, Zoro walked inside behind the two. Usopp had decided that it was safe to let go of the smaller boy once he had closed the door, and now Luffy was following Zoro's every move from safe distance.

Zoro didn't quite get what was so interesting in him, but the boy seemed weird enough, and seemed to be easily amused.

"Is it him?", someone shouted from another room, not really sounding that interested. It was a girl's voice, that was sure.

"Yeah! He's here! Umm…what was your name again?", Usopp asked from Zoro, turning to look at him.

It took a while from Zoro to get the question, since he was too busy scanning the room. It wasn't even a room thought… Just a narrowed corridor. In the other end there was stairs and on the other end was an open door to a room, probably kitchen. Then straight opposite from the front door was another door, which went probably to the living room. "It's Zoro.", he finally said looking at Usopp.

"Zoro! Wooow! That's a cool name!", Luffy said, or squealed in delight as he apparently thought that 'Zoro' was really cool name. It sounded all ninja like. At least to Luffy.

"Uh…well, I think so…", Zoro said scratching the back of his head nervously, and then turning to look behind him as he heard foot steps. It was a girl. She was shorter than Zoro. Maybe about the height of Luffy. Her orange shoulder length hair moved softly around as she took steps, and then finally stopped in front of Zoro.

Leaning forwards and placing her hands to her hips, she examined the green haired youth from head to toes, and then nodded in approval.

"Okay. You can stay. But remember this. First. The room, which has the door with the posters is mine, do NOT enter that room, even if someone threatened your life. Secondly, my word here is law, do NOT talk back to me. I don't like that. And the third thing, you'll have to pay your rent in time. Well I can always borrow you some money, but the interest will be ten times the original amount. Oh and my name's Nami, welcome!", she said, smiling all the time, especially at the loan part. Zoro made a mental note to never borrow anything from this witch.

"The Great Captain Usopp's room is the one in the farthest end of the corridor. I advice you to not enter, since I have a giant rat army there to keep every uninvited guest outside!", Usopp explained, taking a random pose, which he thought was cool.

"I share a room with Usopp! But I've never saw those giant rats…", Luffy said getting a confused expression on his face, and scratching his head.

Usopp bit his lip as he thought for a next thing to say, which would obviously be a lie too. "Umm…well…You just haven't seen them, since I! ….I….keep them in my sock-drawer!!", he announced striking a pose again.

"Woooow!! I never knew we had giant rats in our room!!", Luffy said jumping in one place with excitement. Usopp continued to tell to Luffy about the rats, and how he had got them when he had been hiking in the jungle with only one bread and a pack of matches.

Zoro decided to ignore them as he turned to look at Nami. "So where's my room?", he asked getting tired of carrying his bag around.

"Hm? Oh, it's the only empty looking door. My has those posters, Usopp and Luffy's room has pictures and paintings, and Sanji's door is the one with the fish drawing.", after seeing Zoro's expression that clearly said "Drawing?", she giggled softly and scratched the back of her head nervously. "It's a long story that contains one bored Luffy, few stolen crayons and the innocent door."

"Okay… Well I'll throw my things in my new room.", Zoro said, and with out waiting for an answer, he walked to the stairs and got to upstairs. He looked around and noticed that the closest door to the stairs was on the left side and had the drawing of a fish. It was a rather childish drawing. If he hadn't been told that it was fish he probably wouldn't have even guessed. The room next to it had posters of movie stars and some singers. Across from them was a door with a sign that read 'WC', so it probably was the bathroom, and next to it was the door with nothing on it. So the last door on the right was probably Usopp and Luffy's.

Zoro moved to his door and opened it peeking inside. He had to put the lights on before he could see clearly. There wasn't much in the room, but it was comfy enough. One bed, one desk, chair, drawer and ugly pink curtains. Zoro frowned at them and decided to burn them when he had time.

He placed his bag to middle of the room and his swords he placed to lean to the table and then sat to the bed. It wasn't too soft, but not too hard either. Perfect.

On that moment Zoro's stomach gave a loud sound, which informed him of his hunger he had been ignoring for a while now. He hadn't brought any food with him, so he was pretty much starving right now. He decided to go and check if he would have anything from the kitchen. He would go to grocery shopping tomorrow, it was late enough now.

Getting up from the bed he walked down the stairs and peeked in to the living room.

On the mean while, Luffy had curled up to Usopp's lap watching the cartoons with his friend. From time to time he would point to the TV screen with his index finger and shout something random like, "Look Usopp! A pink cat!" or "Look Usopp! That ship's so cool.".

Usopp just nodded and tried to tell about his adventures when he saw that Luffy wasn't too distracted by the TV show.. The only one who probably believed Usopp's stories was Luffy, since well….Luffy wasn't the brightest one of them. Or of any people in the world.

When Usopp noticed something moving close the door, he turned to look to there and noticed Zoro. "Ha haa! Have you come back to listen to the Great Captain Usopp-sama's stories?", he asked in a loud voice, striking a pose which looked pretty amusing since Luffy was still sitting on his lap.

Zoro let himself smile slightly at the sight and shacked his head. "Nah. I was on my way to the kitchen.", and then he turned to walk towards the kitchen hearing Luffy's squealing as he saw something cute in the TV and Usopp's disappointed moan as he leaned to Luffy's shoulder and continued to watch the TV with his friend.

As Zoro got closer to the kitchen, a sound of happy humming got louder. Who could it be? It didn't sound like Nami. Maybe it was this Sanji guy they had been talking about. Maybe he would know what there was to eat in the house.

"Excuse me, but--", Zoro's voice died as he noticed the too familiar blonde staring at him, having stopped his cooking as someone dared to enter HIS kitchen. There was a short moment of silence and then…

"YOU!??!"


Well there wasn't much yet. I just thought this would be perfect place for cliffhanger n.n;; And UsoLu is love :insert heart here: Oh and remember to review! Love you all!