Hey, peps, I worte this with a friend of mine, you should look her up.
Her name is Gaurdian Angel Sango This is a oneshot and is a Yaoi.
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Naruto: Are you done yet?
Me: Naruto, go play with Sasuke.
Naruto: Okay. Leaves
Me: Not in there that my room!!!! and not on the table Damn it!!! hears moans XP Never mind.
Gaara: I'm alone.
Me: go see Sango.
Sango: Erm.. uh... HIEI! SESSHOMARU!!! hides behind them
Hiei and Sesshomaru: look at each other , starts fighting over who Sango belongs to
Sango: sweatdrops
Gaara: Hell no! I'm not going anywhere near that!
Me: Why?
Gaara: Leave me alone.
Me: Are you gay?
Gaara: W-What? blush
Me: You are!
Gaara: No I'm not.
Me: Then why is your face red. Who is the lucky man?
Gaara: I'll never tell!
Me: Yes you will
Gaara: You can't make me
Me: Pulls out photos of hot naked ninja and shows them to Gaara Is that them?
Gaara: runs out of room with a bloody nose
Me: Looks at SangoDid I do something wrong?
Sango: Nothing.. Nothing at all.
Sesshomaru: SHE IS MINE DAMN IT!
Hiei: NO SHE IS MINE glares
Sango: sweatdrops
Sasuke: walks out of bed room Hey where is the lube?
Me: use something else.
Sasuke: Like what?
Me: Hits face Have Naruto suck on your fingers.
Sasuke: Eyes get wide Where did you learn that?
Me: I am a Yaoi fan girl. What do you want me to say?
Sasuke: Goes back to bedroom
Me: Saves Sango Hiei, Sesshomaru, There's a demon looking to marry Sango.
Sesshomaru and Hiei: WHAT ?!?!?!?!? goes off to find this demon
Sango: Thank you!
Me: shouts to Sasuke Lotion works too!!
Sasuke: shouts back little late for that.
Naruto: SASUKE!
Sasuke: NARUTO!
Me: They did it on the table, I know they did. Oh, how long will it take for the other two to get back?
Sango: No clue
Me: None at all XD, YOU NEED AIM XD
Me: I know.
Neji: Fear my almighty Neji kitty powers
Me: looks around No
Gaara: grabs Neji and goes in to other bedroom.
Me: Oh shit!!! Not in there that's my mom's room!!!!
Naruto and Sasuke: walk out of room yell at the same time8 Rooms open!!
Me: Hell No! not yet. Runs in, comes back a few minutes later
Naruto: what did you do?
Me: nothing.
Naruto: what did you do?!
Me: You, shut the fuck up! You uke!
Sasuke: Hey, I'm the only one that can call him that.
Me: prove it.
Sasuke: fine I will starts staring
Me: stares back
Sango and me: O.o laughs
Me: still staring Why don't you like girls?
Sasuke: still staring It's not that I don't like girls... They just have cooties
Gai: to the Gai-Mobile
Lee: yes sir
Me and Sasuke: look over at Lee and Gai I worry about them sometime.
Kakashi: Porn? Where?
Iruka: NOOOO!
Kakashi:grabs Iruka and runs
Me: I worry about him too.
Sasuke: nods
Naruto: looks for GaaraFinds him, runs away Pervs!! Pervs are taking over.
Me: Smiles Yeah, so?
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