Into the World of Pirates

Jessica was really bored one day. She could always torture her younger siblings, but even that got boring after a while. And Sakura and her haven't talked in a while. And there were no vampires around to kill or make out with. But she'd only really make out with the cute ones. The really cute ones. And no one really wants to read this one as they'd prefer to get on with the story so I'll just go head and tell it.

Jessica was really bored one day. No, it really starts out this way, so stop interrupting me, 'cause now I gotta start again.

Jessica was really bored one day. So she went in her closet and found something Sakura had left there at one of the sleepovers. She wondered what the hell it was as it was weird-shaped and colored neon pink and orange. And then she saw it. The button. It looked like a bubble.

"DA BUBBLE!" She screamed, as she pressed the button. After pressing the button that looked like da bubble, Jessica disappeared in a combination of wind, and…something else. Use your imagination. Two seconds after the wind, and whatever else your imagination came up with died down, Carla opened the door. Carla was curios to what the commotion (and da bubble) was about, but finding no one, shrugged and walked back out of the room.

Meanwhile with Jessica

Jessica was really bored one day. No, I'm not restarting the story. You've really gotta stop interrupting me. I should start all over again, but then no body would read it, so I'll just start from 'Meanwhile with Jessica', okay? Okay.

Jessica was really bored one day. She was really pissed at Sakura's thing that had da bubble button, 'cause it had stranded her on some crazy deserted island. But at least she had rum. Rum was good. Rum was very good. After drinking rum for a while, Jessica was drunk.

Drunk Jessica was really bored one day. Then Drunk Jessica realized she wasn't alone on the island.

"JACK!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Hmm," Jack Sparrow said. Then Jack Sparrow saw Drunk Jessica running at him, and decided it was time to go. Then Jack Sparrow saw the rum bottle in Drunk Jessica's hand, and decided to stay. But can you blame him - it was the last bottle of rum after all. And Jack Sparrow loved his rum.

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Da Bubble is an inside joke. Do not try to get it. You will not succeed. Happy Late Halloween Jessica!

Rune.