Chapter 1. Blood, Bird's, and Pig's.The land of Hyrule, a land of endless possiblesWe find ourselves In a house made of mud, and looking at a tall dark figure In bed. It's the Jerudo King, Ganondorf Hamlet. He wakes up, and makes some worm stew. After he finished his stew he got dressed fully and headed out to fuck some women, and get wasted at the local pub. (Hour's later) Ganondorf Is seen puking all over a prostitutes large breasts. She smacks his face, Instantly without hesitation, Ganondorf Neutral B's the prostitute, killing her Instantly. Ganondorf uses Down Taunt, as he pulls the Sword from his ass a new figure comes out of the shadow. It's Blood Falcon, *Ganondorf Is surprised* Blood Falcon says "You don't drop another Niggas Hoe, Nigga" Ganondorf replies with a Down Tilt, a gesture that angers the Pimp. "You dead Nigga" Blood Falcon screams. After a long and drawn out battle Ganondorf Is one stock behind Blood Falcon. Blood Falcon says "You finna die here Nigga, FALCON PUUNC..." Ganondorf Is amazed, Blood Falcon has been vanquished by a new challenger. It's Captain Falcon the Original. Ganondorf Says "Yo-You!" Captain Falcon replies, "YES!"End of Chapter 1.