So, I have one collection of one shots going about any crack pairing, I have one specifically for the pairing of Optimus/Ratchet, and now I've started one for the pairing of Megatron/Bumblebee. Jeebus, I think I'm mental. And, like my other two fics, this one shall take place in the 07 universe, since I haven't really watched all that many G1 episodes. The specs about everyone, though, I have read.

Disclaimer: I shall only say this once: I don't own anybody.
Pairing: Megatron/Bumblebee
Prompt: Music

Note: Takes place after the Mission City battle.

The two of them were complete opposites in almost every aspect, so when they got together, the group was surprised, to say the least. Almost everything about them were at opposite ends of the spectrum, and should usually never meet.

For instance, Bumblebee was sweet, outgoing, and tended to somehow draw people towards him. Thus, he had a lot of friends, and was well liked by a lot of people. Megatron, however, wasn't very sweet, or friendly, or very outgoing. He was stern, tending to keep more to himself, and his cold demeanor tended to scare people or drive them away, so it was a strange sight indeed when they saw Megatron walking around the base, his face stony as usual and his aura of aloofness radiating powerfully, being followed by a smiling Bumblebee, and he didn't look like he wanted to kill the Camaro.

There was also the fact that Bumblebee like the sensation of touch. He liked hugs, he liked hi-fives, he liked pats on the back. Megatron was different. He hated when he was hugged, especially when it was a random hug (as Sunstreaker found out when he was chucked into the lake, laughed at the whole time by Sideswipe), he hated hi-fives, seeing as anytime he was ever offered one, the hand was dirty and grimy and it was really a waste of energy anyway, and he hated pats on the back (being a Decepticon, you had to be wary about such gestures, for you never knew if, or better yet, when that pat on the back may actually contain a knife or something that could pierce your armor and kill you). Thus, it surprised Ironhide when he walked into the base's "den" area and saw Megatron sitting on the ground, his head falling forward and little groans coming out of his mouth as Bumblebee sat on the couch, massaging his back and shoulders.

Then there was one obvious factor--humans. Bumblebee loved humans. He thought that their different cultures were fascinating, and he loved their different forms of entertainment. You could often find him playing with Sam, Mikaela, and sometimes Miles, or else all four were napping in the sun, the humans resting on Bumblebee's limbs for extra warmth. Conversely, Megatron despised humans. He thought that they were weak, useless, and extremely far behind in their technological advancements. That was why it surprised yet pleased Optimus and amused Jazz when they walked past the den and saw the usual three humans, Bumblebee, and even Will, trying to teach Megatron how to do the different "Crank Dat #insert word here#" dances that existed (Jazz decided that he'd have to have a little DDR competition with Will. Who knew a U.S. army officer, especially a white one, could dance so well?)

Yet even though the two had their differences--and there were many--they did have one thing in common--they were fond of music. While Bumblebee preferred something you could either dance, spar, headbang, mosh, or race to, Megatron preferred more orchestral pieces, such as Danse Macabre, Bolero, or the Firebird Suite, often doing small conducting motions as he listened that was why it wasn't that surprising to anyone (although Sam and Miles made puking motions while Mikaela giggled with glee) when, after a night of hearing the two mechs moan, groan, and make other noises of pleasure, they stated that their lover's noises were music to their audio components.

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Ah, I've been waiting to write a one shot for one of my fave pairings. They make such a cute couple, especially since all Bumblebee has to do is give Megafragger the big, weepy optics and he'll get anything he wants. #glomps both# I love them both. So, so much. #runs away with them#

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