A/N: Warning, I did this at midnight after I watched fireworks on the 4th of July. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm bored.
My friend, WILZ, helped me. She laugh the whole time.
I 3 Captain Jack Sparrow! And the monkey!
Johnny Depp is AMAZING!
I was walking on the dock minding my own business. Me, Captain Jack Sparrow. I was drinking a big bottle of rum.
I tripped.
I fell asleep.
I dreamed of a beautiful meadow. Surrounded by pink and yellow flowers. Then suddenly everything caught on fire. There was a light above me. I flew to it. It was the sun. But the most unordinary thing happened, the sun… WAS THE MONKEY!
I woke up.
"OOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jack, the monkey squeals.
Where am I? I asked myself. I felt like I was going to barf. I must have been on a ship. The Black Pearl. My ship. Why was I not sailing it?
I looked up, Captain Barbossa.
I couldn't move. I was too drunk.
I laid down on the rail of the dock.
The monkey got on my chest.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed again.
He kissed me.
I knew I was in love.
A/N: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
So, I feel like this story needs more.
There's gonna be another chapter! Woooooooh!