I figured I should really put this back on the Internet, seeing as a video of this in storyboard form was made several months ago - www[dot]youtube[dot]com/watch?v=r-cYqshqZ7U
This is actually a much worse version of it, due to this site not having a good text editor that can use margins; all the formatting for different parts of the screenplay are lost when I upload it.
If you want to see the properly formatted version of this, goto my website at www[dot]frozentreasure[dot]com
Phineas and Ferb:
Dangerously Delicious
by
Roy42
INT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE - EVENING
PHINEAS, FERB, DAD and Perry are at the dinner table, where CANDACE and MOM walk through from the kitchen, Mom holding a homemade pizza.
CANDACE
But it really did happen; they made a
hot air balloon and gave rides to all of
the kids in the neighborhood.
MOM
Yes, Candace, I'm sure they did, then
some magical force made it all
disappear right before I got home,right?
CANDACE
Well, yeah, but-
MOM
Of course that's right, it's always
the case, now can we please drop
it and have dinner? Okay, everyone,
dig in. I made this today at my cooking
class. My teacher said it's the one
thing I've made so far that he could
keep down and smile afterwards.
Everyone takes a piece, Phineas taking two and giving one to Perry. Everyone simultaneously takes a bite.
ALL
Wow.
CANDACE
Wow, Mom. That's amazing.
DAD
Yes, it's positively delicious.
PHINEAS
Yeah, it tastes kind of like, like-
FERB
Like a combination of traditional
Italian ingredients with a modern day
American preparation technique
that results in a truly unique dining
experience?
PHINEAS
I couldn't have said it better myself.
What do you think Perry?
Perry eats his piece and chirps.
PHINEAS(CONT'D)
I think he likes it too. Great job
Mom. Is there any more?
MOM
Sorry kids, dear. That's all, there
was only enough for one piece
each. I'll go get dessert.
DAD
I'll give you a hand with that, love.
As Mom and Dad walk out of the room, Candace begins following them.
CANDACE
But back to that hot air balloon thing.
PHINEAS
You know Ferb, if we made a super
gigantic pizza, everyone in the
neighborhood could have some,
plus they'd be able to have more
than one piece. If we only had the
recipe.
Ferb holds up a list of ingredients.
PHINEAS(CONT'D)
That's right Ferb. I forgot that
you can identify any meal's
ingredients after one bite. Well
we can't really do anything now,
so lets enjoy dessert and start
tomorrow. Hey, where's Perry?
INT. PERRY'S LAIR - EVENING
Perry, holding a bowl of ice-cream, in the hideout, walks up the monitor, which shows MAJOR MONOGRAM waiting for him.
MONOGRAM
Sorry to bother you this late,
I know it's dessert time,
but we've got a lead on
Doofenshmirtz just too good to
ignore. He's just taken 10 of
the most vicious police dogs
straight from the police station.
Obviously, he can't be up to any good.
However, we've got him under tight
surveillance and he's still
got to sleep like the rest of us.
So first thing, I want you to
get out there and stop him. Wow;
come to think of it, that's
actually alright to ignore until
morning; well you get the idea.
Goodnight, Agent P.
Perry takes a tube leading upwards, that takes him back to the dining room, where he continues to eat his ice-cream.
EXT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE - MORNING
Phineas and Ferb are already hard at work in the back yard, Ferb is organising dump trucks filled with flour, cheese and other various pizza ingredients, while Phineas is making some phone calls. As he hangs up, ISABELLA walks through the gate.
ISABELLA
Hey, Phineas.
PHINEAS
Hi Isabella. We're making a giant
pizza for the whole neighborhood,
want to help out?
ISABELLA
Sure, what can I do?
PHINEAS
Well, we're going to need a
lot of people to help us out
soon, do you think you can
round them up?
ISABELLA
No problem, I'll see ya back
here in half an hour?
PHINEAS
Half an hour.
As Isabella runs off, we see Perry fly by in his hovercraft. Candace then walks up to Phineas.
CANDACE
Phineas, what do you think
you're doing?
PHINEAS
Oh, hey Candace. We're
going to make a giant
pizza just like the one
Mom made last night.
CANDACE
Oh, I'm gonna tell Mom and-
wait, did you say just like
the one from last night?
PHINEAS
That's right.
CANDACE
Well, that was a good pizza…
Wait; no, I'm gonna bust
you for this, just you wait.
Candace begins to walk off, but comes back.
CANDACE(CONT'D)
And I'm going to stay here
until the pizza is finished
so I have proof.
INT. DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. - DAY
Inside the building, DOOFENSHMIRTZ has the dogs in cages, except for one, which he is attempting to tame.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Okay, just calm down and
I'll give you the steak!
The doorbell rings, right as Doofenshmirtz turns to the source of the noise, the dog jumps up and eats the steak in his hand, along with his hand.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
OW! Oh, if this isn't the
dog trainer, I'm going to
feed him to the rest of you.
With the dog still chewing his hand, Doofenshmirtz answers the door. Opening the door, we see Perry, dressed as a dog trainer.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Oh, thank goodness, you
have no idea how much I
need your help right now,
could you get this boy here
off of my hand?
Perry begins petting the dog, at which point it lets go and cuddles up to him. Doofenshmirtz throws the steak out a window and begins talking to Perry with his back turned.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Thanks; you see, I need
these dogs to obey me, so
that they will do what I want
when I zap them with this.
Doofenshmirtz pulls away a massive sheet that is covering up a fairly small sized ray gun.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ(CONT'D)
The Hungrinator! See,
I plan on making these
dogs so hungry that they
will go on a rampage across
the tri-state area and eat
everything in it, thereby
forcing anyone who wants
food to buy it from my
Doofenshmirtz official fast
food stands.
Doofenshmirtz pulls away another sheet, revealing a vendor's cart, playing a jingle for "Doofenshmirtz Evil Fast Food Chain".
EXT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE - DAY
In the backyard, Isabella has gathered a large group of kids, who are standing on the roof, while Phineas and Ferb have finished mixing the ingredients needed to make the dough.
PHINEAS
Okay, everyone, to help
us knead the dough, you're
all going to jump from the
roof into the dough one
after the other. Okay, Group
One, go!
A group of kids jump down, then slowly make their way out of the dough, followed by another group, then the final group.
PHINEAS
Okay, that should do
it for the kneading, next
up, the sauce. Pour the
sauce, Ferb!
Ferb, in one of the trucks, tips the contents of the truck, pizza sauce, onto the middle of the pizza base.
PHINEAS(CONT'D)
Okay, everyone, to spread
the sauce, we're gonna
pretend like we're ice
skating, so get out there
and spread that sauce.
As the kids start skating through the sauce, spreading it as they go, Phineas, Ferb and Isabella get into three different trucks.
PHINEAS
Okay guys, 3, 2, 1, now!
The three of them empty trucks filled with cheese, meats and various types of vegetables onto the pizza, surprising the kids. Phineas then jumps into it and grabs some food and starts flinging it.
PHINEAS
FOOD FIGHT!
Isabella and Ferb jump in as well to join the fray, as Candace watches from the gate.
CANDACE
Ew, how is that supposed
to be just like last night's
one? It's gonna taste like
every kid in the neighborhood
by the time it's done. At
least when no one eats
any I'll have proof.
INT. DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. - DAY
Doofenshmirtz is showing all of the different foods to Perry, while Perry continues to pet the dog.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
So, basically it's like
any other fast food chain,
but it's going to be twice as
expensive and the only
option for those who want
to eat.
But the two best
bits are: One, the dogs are
so vicious that no one would
be able to stop them from
eating everything else,
and two, that by the time
that Perry the Platypus finds
out it will be too late.
Perry stops petting the dog and sends it to attack Doofenshmirtz, who, after a few seconds of screaming and wrestling it, grabs a burger from the stand and throws it in the dogs cage, making it go after it.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
What was that for?
Perry rips off his disguise and heads for the Hungrinator.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ(CONT'D)
Perry the Platypus? Well
then, if you're going to be like
that, then I'll just have to sick
the dogs on you!
Doofenshmirtz presses a button, which opens all of the cages, however the dogs instead, go for Doofenshmirtz, who immediately hides behind the fast food stand and pushes it at the dogs, who cringe when they try the food. Doofenshmirtz then goes to get the Hungrinator back from Perry, which, after some wrestling over it, falls out of their hands and out of the window. Perry quickly grabs Doofenshmirtz and stuffs him into one of the cages, then whistles to the dogs, who then attempt to get at Doofenshmirtz through the bars.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
(whimpering)
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Perry then uses one of the jetpacks located near the windows to fly away.
EXT. FLYNN/FLETCHER HOUSE - DAY
Ferb has set up a giant magnifying glass, which is cooking the pizza. While Phineas watches, Candace comes over.
CANDACE
So Phineas, how long would
this take to cook?
PHINEAS
It should only take another
3 minutes.
CANDACE
Great, and where'd all the
kids go?
PHINEAS
Oh, they went home to change,
they'll be back before the pizza
finishes.
CANDACE
Well, I'll just be over here.
Candace returns to the gate and calls Mom.
MOM
What is it, Candace?
CANDACE
Mom, how long until you
get home?
MOM
I should be only 2 minutes,
maybe less.
CANDACE
That's perfect, that'll leave
me 1 minute to bust them,
see you soon, bye.
Candace hangs up and goes back to check that the pizza is still there, which it is, so she goes to the driveway and waits for Mom. As Phineas begins sniffing the pizza, Perry walks up to him.
PHINEAS
Oh, there you are, Perry.
I bet you wouldn't want
to miss out on the pizza,
huh? Here, why don't you
try it and see if it's as good
as last night?
Suddenly, as Phineas breaks off a bit of the pizza, the pizza bursts into flames, reducing it to cinders that blow away in the wind.
PHINEAS
Hmm, I may have overestimated
how long it would take. More like
42 seconds than 3 minutes. Oh well;
Ferb, you can put away the amazing
compact magnifying glass.
Ferb presses a button on the magnifying glass that shrinks it down to normal size.
PHINEAS(CONT'D)
Well, at least we've got this
bit, we can share this piece.
As Phineas and Ferb share the pizza with Perry, Candace opens the gate, bringing Mom with her.
CANDACE
See, it's a giant pizza.
Mom goes over to look at the pizza piece.
MOM
So, is it supposed to be giant
for an ant?
CANDACE
What? No, how did they get rid of it,
there's no possible way, no!
MOM
Cheer up, Candace, have some pizza.
Candace eats a bit of the piece and her face lights up.
CANDACE
Wow, this is as good as last night.
PHINEAS
We know; shame we couldn't
have more, what a day we had
though, huh Ferb?
Ferb, with his mouth full, gives a thumbs up.
Fadeout.
INT. DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. - DAY
Credits scene, as Doofenshmirtz is still being held in the cage by the dogs.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Oh, I'm getting hungry, can't you
just leave me alone?
Doofenshmirtz then notices the burger that he threw in earlier, picks it up and takes a bite, only to spit it out in disgust.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ
Wow, I can't believe I was going
to sell that to people, that's
not just evil, that's sick.
Logos and fadeout. The End.