Surprise! You're a Dad

Farscape AU for Terra Firma

Disclaimer: I don't own Farscape

Author's Notes: This story becomes AU from the point directly after he sees DK again. Please Read and Review.

Summary: John Crighton returns to Earth but finds a surprise there's waiting for him.

Chapter 1: The Surprise

Upon returning from the past to Moya John had met up with Earth's First Contact team and Jack Crighton. The implications of what his presence on Earth would be had been slowly sinking in.

John was a danger to Earth and all the ones he loved if he stayed.

Finally, after many debates about what to do they had decided. He was standing in a warehouse at Canaveral waiting to meet his family and the press.

He was being bombarded with too many 'normal' surprises and emotions that had been buried inside for the past four years.

He had seen and held Olivia, his sister in his arms. He had found out that he had missed out on being best man at DK's wedding. But through it all they had kept looking at him as if there was something that they were keeping from him.

At the other side of the warehouse, the press was swarming over Dargo, Aeryn and the rest of Moya's crew. All excited that they were actually seeing real live sentient Aliens.

Later that day, at the Crighton House

John and Aeryn sat the living room of the Crighton family home. John's dad was pulling out all the stops. He was going way overboard on the Christmas decorations. Pulling out all the old photographs from past years, reminiscing about old happenings and trying to make John feel at home, as if the last four years had not happened.

"What's next you pull out my bare ass baby pictures?" Said John.

Jack Crighton and Olivia shared a look and nodded in agreement, "Yeah," Olivia said emphatically.

"That's a great idea. Aeryn do you want to see those pictures?" Asked Jack.

Aeryn smiled and nodded her head.

John put his foot down, "No, you're not looking at my bare ass."

"Why not?" Asked Olivia.

The doorbell rang at that moment.

"I'll get it," said John to escape his families needling.

He opened the door.

Standing at the door was Caroline Wallace and she was not alone.

She was holding a three-year-old boy's hand.

"Hi, welcome back from the dead John."

John was wondering who was the boy. "Hey Caroline, " he looked down at the boy and asked, "Who's the kid?"

The boy was looking up at John with familiar innocent blue eyes.

Caroline looked at John and dropped a frag canon shell on him. "This is our son. John Robert Crighton the Third…"

Author's Notes: Surprise! Hope u like this. Feedback is appreciated.