Why Mewtwo Hates Eragon

One night, Mewtwo was bitten by a Spinarak in his sleep. He then began to have a VERY disturbing daydream.

Mewtwo woke up in an empty desert. He looked up at the sky, and saw a blue dragon with a human on its back.

Saphira: Huh? What's that on the desert?

Eragon: I have no idea. It's not a human, it's not an urgal, and it's not an elf!

Mewtwo: What's an urgal? And what are you riding? Some kind of mutant Salamance?

Eragon: WHAT? IT CAN SPEAK?

Saphira: I am a DRAGON, not whatever a Salamance is.

Mewtwo: For one thing, I am a he, not an it. And secondly, of course I can speak! Haven't you ever seen a psychic Pokémon before?

Eragon: What's a Pokémon?

Mewtwo: What the... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A POKéMON IS? Don't you know ANYTHING!

Eragon: I do know some things... LIKE THE DEATH WORDS! DEYJA!

Mewtwo used protect.

Eragon: WHAT? DO YOU HAVE WARDS OR SOMETHING?

Mewtwo: No. I just know protect.

Mewtwo used Blizzard. Saphira was frozen into a statue. Mewtwo used Fire-Blast. The frozen Saphira melted into water.

Remains of Saphira: SIZZLE!

Eragon: NOOOO! You killed my dragon! DIEEEEEE! BRISINGR!

Mewtwo used water pulse. The fire was put out. Mewtwo used Fire-Blast. Eragon was incinerated.

Remains of Eragon: SIZZLE!

Mewtwo: OK. They are now both dead. Now, let's get out of here.

Mewtwo tries to fly away, but ran into an invisible wall.

Mewtwo: LETMEOUTOFHERE!

Wakes up in bed, with some of the legendaries leaning on his bedroom wall.

Darkrai: HEY! HE WOKE UP!

Dialga: THANK ARCEUS HE'S OK!

Arceus: Actually, I had nothing to do with it.

Dialga: WHATEVER.

Other legendaries walk in.

Mew: Hey guys! While Mewtwo was unconscious, we went to the bookstore and found a book we all liked!

Mew holds up a copy of Eragon.

Mewtwo: Oh ****...

Mewtwo falls unconscious again.

Darkrai: ...Can we get a copy of that book too?

Mew: SURE! Go to the bookstore down the road!

Darkrai: ...Sweetness...

When Mewtwo woke up, he put a bug net on his window.

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See-ya later!

-Dragonrager-