A/N: HEYYYYYYY! ;) First. Fanfiction. Ever. WOOHOO! Anyway since im new to this whole 'writing a Fanfiction mess' XD no not mess it's actually really fun! But as I was saying, please Review nicely =^_^= !

Im so not a morning person. So whoever decided to wake me up was going to regret it… Damn birds. So because of oh-so-beautiful nature –note the sarcasm- I decided to get my temperamental ass up and get some much needed coffee. Ah beautiful lovely sweet coffee. Mmmm I can taste it already.

I slid out of bed and immediately regretted it. The floor was so cold I wouldn't be surprised if I spilled some water and it turned into a patch of ice! Where in this fucking world are my fuzzy bunny slippers? Forgive me Kami- Sama but as I told you I am not a morning person!

When I finally found them under the bed I slipped them on letting my not so sexy flannel pajama bottoms cover them, only the ears showing. I walked out of my room shivering and sleepy so naturally when I got to the part of the stairs where a plank was partially raised, I fell. And when I fell I mean I fell down every single last step, hitting every single one on the way down. This had happened many a time before so I wasn't all that painful. As instinct I yelled at my mother.

"Mom! You really need to get those stairs fixed!" I yelled irritated with my now even worse throbbing head.

"Im on it honey!" She replied back.

"Sure, sure." I mumbled rolling off the ground and dusting myself off. It was at that time I felt eyes boring into the back of my head and heard chuckling. No one in this house chuckles. My eyes widened and my face went pale. Who else could possibly be in here? It was supposed to be just me and my mom. I was scared right out of my match bra and panty set that had to be showing through the light fabric of this shirt. But there was one thing I couldn't help but notice, the mystery person had a very sexy voice. I turned around slowly and my jaw nearly fell off.

"Holy- son of a- loving mother-chicken-slash-duck!" yes I yelled that, yes I said slash, no I absolutely have no idea what is going on here. The pers - oh, excuse me – intruder looked amused and baffled. Im sorry for thinking such thoughts at this time but, who could overlook that über hotness? But I was stilled freaked out so on instinct I grabbed the closest thing to me and threw it. Unfortunately that object was my non-concussion causing fuzzy bunny slipper. Unfortunately he caught it. And also unfortunately my brain wasn't working so I did what any freaked-out-beyond-belief female would have done. I screamed, to un-heard of decibels. Probably caused an earthquake or avalanche somewhere too.

"What the hell are you screaming for?" the mysterious probably-raper-slash-serial killer person asked.

"Omigawd! Mom! Rapisttt! Mom there's a rapist in hereeee!" and so my mom ran up the stairs with a frantic look on her face. But surprise, surprise, there was one right behind her. He looked almost exactly like the other person/serial killer in front of me! "Behind you mom! Another one! His accomplice! AHHH!" And then I wish I could say I saved the day with some unheard of super strength or something but life is not all apples and cherries and you don't always get what you want. So because I am me – or possibly because of that fall I took down the stairs – I fainted. Right there in front of the serial killer rapists. Oh Shit.

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I woke up to the sound of my mother's laughs and a cold forehead. WTF? How am I not dead? Are they gonna torture me? Keep me to be their slave? Oh Kami! Im so sorry about all the times I did wrong! I swear I'll be a good girl from now on! I won't even curse anymore! Please don't do this! My eyes flew open to a bright light directed on my face and a flash of a… black chicken? WTF? Am I hallucinating? I sat up straight and threw my legs down off the warm place they were before. I took a glance around and saw that it was my new house. Oh. Well that's a relief.

"Sakura-dear!" I knew that warm voice anywhere.

"Mom."

"Oh, Sakura-chan. You're alright!" She threw her arms around me and held tight. Dang! This woman has a death grip!

"Im fine I guess mom but if you continue to hug me like this I will not be okay." I blatantly said.

"Im sorry dear." She said releasing me and giving me a pat on the head.

"What happened, mom?" I said remembering the previous incident that my ice cold foot reminded me of.

"Well you fell down the stairs and saw the boy from next door in the house freaked out, jumped to the wrong conclusions and passed out." She explained in no detail, putting emphasis on how I jumped to the wrong conclusion.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh." I can be so dense sometimes.

"Well, honey I wanted to introduce you to someone, er, rather some people." She paused letting me soak this in. " Okay so, this over here is Uchiha Itachi," she gestured toward one of the two boys in the room with a low ponytail and lines going down either side his nose. He was so pretty you would think he was an angel. He held his hand out towards me and I took it blushing slightly.

"H-Hello Uchiha-san. N-Nice to meet you. I-I apologize about earlier." I stuttered out. Damn it! I never stutter! Who is this guy to make me stutter? Tch.

"Oh no it's fine. Nice to meet you too Haruno-san." He said smoothly. Ooh this guy had a sexy voice. But damn it all! I blushed even harder. He let go of my hand and I took it back turning towards my mother waiting for her to introduce me to the next one.

"This is Uchiha Sasuke." She gestured to the other guy who also held his hand out. Fuck! This one was hot too! But wait I already knew that. Well I didn't get a good look at his face considering I was in panic mode at that time. He was pretty like the other one but more hot than pretty. His one fault if you could call it that, was his hair. It practically resembled a chicken's ass! But if framed his face perfectly and contrasted his skin majorly. Like a black ink splash on a clean white sheet of paper. OH YEAH! His hand! How long was it there? Oopsies. I took his offered hand and stuttered this time too! Damn these hot boys!

"H-Hi! I-I'm Sakura Haruno! N-Nice to meet you…again I should say I guess. Eh heh heh."

"Hn. Im Sasuke Uchiha. Nice to meet you, correctly this time." He smirked. Something about that irked me. I grinned and squeezed his hand tight then let go and turned to sit straight with a 'nothing at all' smile etched onto my face.

"Well, I'll be right back. Im just going to go get some tea prepared." My mom walked off smiling. When she left there was an awkward silence where you could only hear the wind blowing outside, and mom shuffling around in the kitchen downstairs.

"So…" I dragged out the word as if it would fill the empty air and make it less uncomfortable. They both looked at me and suddenly I felt self conscious about my clothes. Their eyes were looking me up and down. 'Checking me out you" you could call it but I don't think that's what they were doing. I folded my arms across my chest just as the hotter one spoke up.

"Nice bra." He said mockingly with a smirk. I blushed profusely and wished I'd worn a robe. When my blush calmed down I scowled at him and said back with a bitter tone, "nice of you to notice. Do you stare at everyone's chest then comment or is today a special day to be a total ass like your hair?" I sneered at him then flopped down on the couch exasperated. I needed coffee.

His brother – or who I assumed to be his brother because of the last name and the resemblance – chuckled and said "foolish little brother." And chuckled some more. Sasuke growled at that, grabbed my ankle, pulled the fuzzy bunny slipper off and launched it at his brother. My eyes widened at the sudden contact and I propped myself on my elbow and yelled "Hey!" Itachi caught the slipper before it could hit his face and handed it back to me. I smiled and thank him then proceeded to chuck it at Sasuke's head. He also caught it but this time he set it down. I looked at him expectantly and he looked back.

"Nani?" he asked raising his eyebrows.

"Put it back on my foot." I demanded lifting my foot up level with his face.

"What?" he asked taken aback.

"Put. It. On. My. Foot." I repeated. His eyes suddenly changed and took on a mischievous glint.

"Okay. If you say so." He grabbed my leg and pushed the flannel pajamas back while holding my ankle securely. He had pushed them back to about mid-calf when he stopped and took the slipper and put half my foot in then his hand started to travel up my calf again. For what reason I do not know why, but I had a pretty good guess that his intentions were not pure. His hand went up farther than I expected and he was about a good three inches pass my knee when I lifted my leg a little higher and shoved my foot in his face. All the while Itachi was watching with an amused face. I burst out laughing at Sasuke's surprised face and the faint red marks from the rubber grips at the bottom of the slippers adorning his pale cheek.

Sasuke scowled at me and his brother laughing/chuckling at him. Stupid people these days.

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When my mom returned we were a lot more comfortable and relaxed than before and so they both left with smiles – or smirks in some cases – and wishes for luck in our new town. How convenient. Oh and also we were invited over for dinner tomorrow. Just peachy! But I would like to see what kind of people the parents were to have such a nice son – is the sarcasm evident? – And another sincerely nice son. Oh the joy of a new town. Welcome To Konoha!

OH YAY! A new Fanfic to read! I hoped you liked it and remember to review! I would really appreciate it as a new author! I know the end is stupid and seems rushed but it really was 'cause I was up from 3:00 am till 6:30 trying to finish this and I DID! WOOOO! Now for sleep!

Review! And I will probably update in about a week or so. C'MON MAN! YOU GOTTA GIVE ME TIME! And school is starting soon (plus I still have that summer reading to do) so I will try to update AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! EVEN IF I DIE TRYING! XD haha okay

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