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Disclaimer : Nop, I do not own Naruto (but I'll gladly accept if he could just give me Kakashi and Itachi. Oh, and Shisui. I'm not asking for much) but my Oc is mine.

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&&& Random shit my Oc says

"What the heck is going on!?" She was in the middle of a forest, this was strange because; just moments ago she was in her room, looking over some files while drinking coffee to stay awake, just doing the routine things. And now, she was here, surrounded by what seemed to be corpses.

What the hell is going on here?

Was this some kind of a weird dream? She bent down near one still body and checked for a pulse.

Yep, definitely dead.

She examined the body further, with a forced calm honed from years of examining cadavers. The body was covered in nasty gnashes, but the cause of death was definitely due some sharp object through the heart. Probably a sword, due to the exit wound at the back.

Who the heck uses swords in this day and age?

Just as she was going to move on, she noticed the strange symbol on his forehead. On his headband to be more precise.

Wait… that symbol seems kind of familiar…

She scrutinized it for another couple of seconds and racked her brain trying to remember where she might have seen it. Not able recall anything, she shrugged and got back on her feet. She looked around her and made her way through the littered carcasses, unsure of where she was heading. Well, as long as she got away from these corpses, anywhere would be fine.

"Hello?" She called out, her voice echoing through the silent forest. Was she expecting a response? No, but it didn't hurt to try and see if there was anyone nearby. But as expected, she was alone. If she didn't find a village or settlement soon, she was sure to be dead in a few days, with all these wild beasts out here.

Just hope I don't come across a bear.

Gazing at the sky, she saw that it was only mere hours away from when the sun would let his place to the moon. Damn, she thought, she really didn't want to stay outside in the cold wearing shorts and a loose t-shirt. She'd freeze to death before dawn and to die young wasn't on her itinerary of things to do in life.

Hell, she still had to take the position of the head of cardiothoracic department as soon as the old man retires (or dies, whichever comes first), but he was still reluctant to give his position to such a young person. It's kind of understandable seeing as she's only 27 and no one in their right mind would give such an important position to her. But she wasn't just anybody, she was a genius.

She recalls that her interest in medicine was ignited by a TV series she watched when young. That spark of interest had turned into flames of passion once she started studying medical texts. From then on she worked her ass off, day and night to progress. And that's how she came to be at one of the most renowned hospitals in the world.

She stilled as she heard an explosion not far from where she was. She went in that direction even if it wasn't one of the most reasonable things to do. But as long as she saw some living, breathing human beings, she didn't care about the consequences.

Just as she was going to reach the clearing, something whizzed past her head, missing her by mere inches and lodged into the tree behind her.

What the fucking hell? Who the fuck is crazy enough to throw such sharp objects around?

She turned around to retrieve the object and saw a body fly past her in her peripheral vision. Why was everything flying around her? She turned away from the object and knelt down in front of the man to check for a pulse. None.

Was she in the middle of a war zone or something? She turned her attention to the sharp thing still stuck in the tree and realized that it looked like a kunai.

A fucking kunai.

"What the hell…" She jumped back on her feet and looked at the mess of people moving, wounding and killing each other.

Hahaha…. She must be dreaming. She's going to wake up in her room any second now and go to the hospital to perform surgeries scheduled for the day, then she'll probably go back to her house and read a book, unless she had night duty. Yeah, everything's going to be alright. This is just a very realistic dream she cooked up due to stress.

She soon realized that it wasn't one when she felt a sharp pain in her shoulder. Looking at her shoulder she saw a shuriken stuck there.

Great. Just great.

She had to get away from here before she ended up dead. She only managed to take a few steps before darkness engulfed her vision.

What the hell?

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&&& Oh Go- I mean, Oh Kami, please get me out of here &&&

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Tobirama stared at the girl one of his clansmen had brought back from the battlefield. She was dressed in inappropriate attire for battle. She was showing off too much skin. Her bottom part of the body was completely exposed, a flimsy piece of cloth being the only thing saving her modesty.

She looked no older than eighteen. With mid-length brown hair and pale skin that did not belong to natives of Fire country. She didn't have anything resembling a weapon on her person. All in all, she seemed innocent if not a bit strange, but still innocent.

But there was something essentially wrong about her; she had no chakra. He couldn't feel anything from her and that irked him more than anything. According to conventional wisdom, every living being has some amount of chakra. And yet, before him was a person with not even a trickle of chakra. That was something he found hard to swallow.

Seeing her stirring from sleep, he hesitated a moment before deciding to send the guard out so he could be alone with her

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&&& Yeah I swear a lot, got a fucking problem with that &&&

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The first thing she noticed was that her shoulder hurt like hell and her head was pounding like never before. She pondered a moment if she should open her eyes and finally acknowledge the person who was trying to bore holes into her with their stare, or …she could just feign sleep.

What a funny thought, how in the seven hells could she fake sleep in front of a shinobi? So, she opened her eyes and found herself gazing into twin red orbs.

Oh my fucking god, is that an Uchiha - Ahh no, at further inspection, he had white hair and plain red eyes, with no spinning little dark points in sight. She was going to breathe out in relief before realizing who she was standing in front of.

The Second Hokage of Konoha !

Shit, I don't know if I'd rather be in front of an Uchiha or him.

Tobirama Senju wasn't known for the kindness his brother was famous for.

The realisation of where she had seen the symbol struck her like a freight train. It was the symbol of the Senju clan. And one their most notorious member was standing right in front of her.

So, to sum it up, she was in 'Naruto', an anime she used to watch as kid, and by the looks of it, definitely during the warring era.

Oh god, why couldn't she have landed in Kakashi's or Itachi's era, she thought morosely.

I'd kill for that, Hippocrates and his oath be damned.

But well, she had to say that the founders were pretty hot too. She just hoped she'd make it out of this cell alive.

Dear Kami who sent me here, where you so bored that you needed someone like me to entertain you

Helloooooooooooooooooooow again my dear readers, here I am again with the first chapter completely rewritten 'cause I didn't like the way I wrote the original one so I changed it. Hm... I'm sorry if you liked the older version better, in fact I don't know... Tell me what you think about it.

That was Kami-sama for ya all ~~

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