Sorry, meant to have this up yesterday, but I got sick.
I don't own Death Note, strawberry figs, the Simpsons, or anything else I might of referenced.
Springs
"L! Let me outta this bathroom right now!" Light shouted through the door.
"Not until Light-kun admits to being kira." L said from his usual crouch.
"sigh...99 strawberry figs to flush down, 99 strawberry fiiiigs!"
L's eyes widened.
"You flush-" flush "-one down it spins around-"
He was interrupted as the door slammed open by a wide eyed L.
"98strawberryfigstoflushdown!" said Light running past L as he ran to check his emergency strawberry fig stash.
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AN: Bwahaha! I got you with the title didn't I? You have a dirty mind. (You won't get it if you don't watch the Simpsons) And I'm getting a little side tracked from my other stories, but I will get them done. I'll probably just do one or two more of these one-shots first. (I finally have a idea for an Oh! Edo rocket fanfic.) And yes, L keeps strawberry figs in the bathroom. For emergencies.