Hey there guys! This is my first thing on FF, so I hope you like it. Reviews would really help also, so enjoy this short peice of writing, and tell me what you think!
Disclaimer: If I owned Alex Rider and all of it's contents, You would not be reading this on the internet, now would you?
Things not to do around Yassen Gregorovich.
1) DO NOT steal his phone while he is asleep, then change his ring tone to "Ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!"
2) When you ask him to aid you in your plan to kill every school kid in England, make sure you DO NOT concern the name or person 'Alex Rider' in any way. If you hurt Alex, Yassen will kill you. If you stop him from saving everyone, he will look like a failure, and Yassen will kill you.
3) DO NOT ask him if his gun works. If he says "Let me test it, just to make sure," RUN.
4) DO NOT ask him "How do you give someone a Chinese burn?"
5) DO NOT ask if he 'Lives by the creed'
6) If you see Yassen over by some boats while your on holiday, DO NOT pursue him, go back to letting your girl friend's Dad get blown up.
7) DO NOT replace all his weapons with mini plastic water pistols.
8) DO NOT put songs like the 'Barney theme tune', 'Peanut butter jelly time', or 'what's the story in Balamory' over his Mozart classics CD.
9) DO NOT insult John Rider in front of him.
10) DO NOT scribble swear words in lot's of different languages all over his 'Learn to speak…" dictionary.
NOTE: TRY THESE THINGS IN FRONT OF HIM IF YOU MUST, BUT REMEMBER, DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME WHEN HE SHOOTS YOUR FACE OFF. THANK YOU.
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