19 Reasons Why I Broke Up With You.
Hermione writes Ronald a super long letter after their break-up on all the reasons it was NOT meant to be. Could one of the reasons be a special someone….?
"I love you, 'Mione. I really do."
You leaned forward. Closer. Closer…
I've been waiting for this day ever since 4th year. This kiss. Merlin, the countless nights I stayed up thinking of how it would happen.
I've never considered the way I would feel when it would.
I always thought that it would be obvious. I'd be jumping up and down, duh.
Closer.
Your lips are on mine.
…
And they're off. Just like that. You look at me, smiles, and then turn away and run towards the castle.
When you kissed me, I couldn't help but notice that his lips were chapped and that you ate a Chocolate Frog not too long ago.
Did you hear that? You, Ron Weasley kissed me!
So why? Why?
Why didn't I feel anything?
It's our first date.
I've also wasted tons of sleep thinking about this.
I wondered whether we'd apparate to Paris. Or go to a muggle movie theater and watch a romantic movie. But of course, whatever we do, I'll be happy, because, well, I'm with you, Ron!
You're here. I check my watch. 12 minutes late.
Guys.
I look in the mirror and smile to myself. My hair is all wavy now, not a bush. My dress is a creamy white, strapless and goes down to my knees. I think you'll be impressed.
I walk to the front door and take a deep breath, getting ready to be bombarded with a bunch of flowers and a freaking dazzling ginger.
I open the door.
"Whoa. 'Mione, what the bloody hell are you wearing? Is that make-up?"
That's the first thing you say to me. Call me petty, but it stings. I was trying to impress you, Ron.
Obviously, you don't care. You're wearing what you wore for the past week.
"Come on, let's go."
Ron.
I've waited for this date forever.
FOR. EV. ER.
I thought that it'd be the most important day of my life. That I'd treasure it forever. That I'd go home with a stupid goofy grin on my face.
But I didn't.
Ronald. You, on our date, ditched me at Flourish and Blotts, ON OUR DATE, to look at the new FireSweep 3000.
That is the first reason I broke up with you.