Prologue

One day, after having been inactive on FFN due to life and llamas getting in the way, the insane authoress, Zelda12343 (but call her Zell, please), suddenly appeared once more.

And immediately got to work making up for her long absence.

Now I know what you're thinking. A good authoress would start updating her old stories and complete one or more before starting a new one. A good authoress would exercise self-control. A good authoress wouldn't clog her profile with her random ideas.

But Zell wasn't a good authoress. Rather, she was a very bad one. Very bad indeed.

So should anyone be surprised when she got another of her cracked-out ideas? NO! Pulling out her tablet, she began to write.

"Well, a friend of mine told me I should clean up my profile, so I might as well," she muttered to herself as she wrote. Finally, she got to the point that she'd been waiting for: when her characters fell out of the ceiling for unexplained reasons and landed in a heap at her feet.

One by one, ten characters fell out of the ceiling for unexplained reasons and landed in a heap at her feet: Pit (Kid Icarus), Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Chekov (Star Trek), Samus (Metroid), Vio (Legend of Zelda), Tetra (Legend of Zelda), Frodo (Lord of the Rings), Midna (Legend of Zelda), Link (Legend of Zelda), and Ilia (Legend of Zelda). Yes, when Zell answered this questionnaire, she had been obsessed with Legend of Zelda.

One by one, holding hands to their foreheads to try to alleviate their mild concussions, the ten characters stood up to stare at Zell for several minutes before one finally spoke.

"Well, why did you summon us?" asked Pit nervously.

"I have a questionnaire on my profile that I believe you all remember," Zell began.

Everyone looked around at one another nervously. They remembered it all right. They'd been embarrassed beyond belief by that stupid questionnaire. Vio had been unable to face his clones for a month after it came out. Especially Red.

"Why do you bring it up?" Zelda asked, looking at the authoress worriedly.

"I'm taking it off my profile," Zell announced. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'm converting it to story form in the crossovers section," Zell continued. Everyone gasped in disbelief.

"WHAT?" Link shrieked. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

"Yes," Zell replied. "And I'm making it a Legend of Zelda/other crossovers story."

"Unfair," complained Chekov. "I'm not from Legend of Zelda!"

"Seven characters are," Ilia replied smugly. "Out of ten. Do the math, Chekov. The most populous faction wins this time."

"Yes," Zell broke into the conversation. "As most of the characters are from LOZ, that's the crossover section it'll be under."

"Anything else we should know before I begin talking in horrible grammar?" Tetra asked.

"Yes. Each question will get a chapter-" Zell began, pausing for effect as the characters all imagined several chapters of hell.

"-And the questions will be elaborated upon, like a REAL story," Zell finished. Everyone groaned.

"And now, LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!" Zell cried and struck a gong that suddenly appeared for plot purposes. Everyone just sighed. They knew better than to cross her.

Author's note: Now, I'm working on updates to my other stories, I really am, but I HAD to do this. I've heard that people have trouble with my incredibly long profile and will be beginning to clean it up and convert some of the things to story form and such. Okay?

Enjoy and PLEASE review!